Steve: The door is locked.
Bucky: That’s okay. Locks are my specialty.
Bucky: [smashes the window]
Me: *purposefully clicks on a fic tagged multiple times as a soulmate au*
The soulmate au: and they were soulmates!
Me, gasping: oh my god they were soulmates
If the BAU and I have one thing in common, it’s that we’re both looking for a white male in his twenties to forties
i come back with memes
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