UGH THE BOYS ALL TIED UP I NEED THEM

lads men as tweets pt.3 ── .✦

based on real quotes/tweets

do you think Caleb can use his Evol as a pussy plug?

This was sent when I was hanging out with my friend and I just want to say thank you because this was unhinged.

But yes absolutely. He’d use it to keep his cum inside ❤️

search up ayahkisser on ao3. she has lots of dead dove fics in lads such as stalker/groomer xavier and other themes such as noncon/incest

Oh my god thank you

Your latest ask ate (munched) and left no crumbs. Now I need Infold to make an audio of Caleb begging for something. God I just know his voice actor would be so whiny and desperately pathetic! Also have you heard the level 55 affinity secret times? That little growl when he says “the authority to command me” does unholy things to meeee😩

I HAVE OMG I need him so bad 😭 I understand why Infold doesn’t share the VA’s info but at the same time I wish they would so I could pay for custom work 😩

Are you guys familiar with the audio from a movie where Josh Hutcherson is saying “I’ll be such a good boy, you won’t even have to use the muzzle” or something because I Need Caleb’s VA to read that

I wanna smoke weed with Xavier so bad

Hoi Hoi Hoi!!

I hope you are enjoying the new year so far and are blessed with many diamonds.

Anyway, have a request!! I just read a request you did with a small-chested reader x Caleb and that got me thinking:

How do you think the LADs boys would react to reader flashing them?

I'll let you choose which one to write about if you don't want to write a fic for all of them and thank you in advance!!

Now excuse me while I comb through your entire master list 🤭

Sincerely

An anon who loved boobs (of all kinds) 🍒

Hello!!!! :D Thank you kindly, I'm very honored <3 I'll do all of them but a shorter thing for each.

Zayne would be the one with the tamest reaction. Mind you, not because he's not excited to see you bare, but because his work as a cardiac surgeon has him seeing all kinds of chests and to him it's just a part of your body.

However. If you guide his hand to touch you, or make him bury his face in your chest, he will lose it. Ears red, snowflakes dancing around you, the whole thing.

So, if you want to surprise him, instead of flashing him, I'd suggest wearing no bra without telling him and sneaking his arm up your shirt.

I feel like Rafayel would have two types of reactions depending on how he's feeling that day.

Either he's all suave and admiring your body, or he's a blushy mess. No in-between. In the former, he'll start praising how you look like a literal work of art and you should let him paint you and study your form. In the latter, he's covering his eyes and looking away with his face completely flushed, protesting about how you should cover up and what were you thinking.

If you flash Xavier, you got yourself a ticket to his bed right away, no further conversation, quickest route.

He's taking it as a sign that you want to have sex with him, and he's not even bothering with your 'hehe prank' shenanigans. If that wasn't an invitation why would you do that?

So, yeah, stay safe out there. Either start running as soon as you flash him (stupid idea, he can teleport) or prepare to fight back (stupid idea, he's stronger).

You just know he's smirking. He'll act a bit coy and approach you with languid steps, but the moment his arm sneaks around your waist and he leans his head down to whisper in your ear, you're done for.

If you play it off as a prank, he'll chuckle and let you go, but you can bet he's gonna start buying you clothes with more revealing necklines. If you follow along with his coaxing, he'll have fun oh-so-very-slowly peeling your clothes off of you until you're fully naked for him to see and enjoy.

That's so cruel of you, flashing him like that and acting like nothing happened, like he's not blushing, like he's not putting on his best sad puppy eyes as he moves closer and begs for you to just take off your shirt. Why do you torture him like that.

Not to worry, if you're so eager to show your body, he'll just take your shirt off himself! It's not like he hasn't seen your chest already.

And unless you complain about being cold or something like that, he will insist you walk around the house with no top on. His eyes are gonna follow you everywhere, babes.

He came and so have i,,,,. Anyway go unbox your package

I was gatekeeping this art until they announce the rerun

kinda obsessed with how gritty and borderline depraved your version of Caleb is😍🥵 do you think he gets jealous easily?

Sorry omg I’m so down bad for pervs 😭 but YES he would absolutely be the most jealous guy in the world

Gonna make this one a little more fucked up just a warning

Caleb hated when anyone so much as looked at you. It didn’t matter who they were: they could be coworkers, friends, even a barista; it didn’t matter. In his eyes, you were his, he should be the only one to lay eyes on you.

It was manageable at first- he’d limit himself to glaring daggers and balling his fists while giving the fakest of smiles. But with time, he began to slip up. That barista that had remembered your order stopped showing up to work, and your friends started canceling plans. But Caleb covered his tracks, you’d never have to know how much he did for you. He’d always be there to support you when you were upset that no one seemed to want to spend time with you anymore. He was all you needed anyway.

You stopped going out, and he made no effort to change that. He wanted nothing more than to keep you to himself- only he could protect you. It’s not like you needed two incomes anyway, being a colonel supported the both of you, and it kept you away from that coworker he never liked.

Eventually you started going out again, after all, it was a new year. Then the door started malfunctioning. It was weird, Caleb never seemed to have the same issue, but he explained that it must’ve been a technical problem and that was enough for you. He always kept you entertained, fed, clean… happy for the most part.

Let me know if you’d like me to write more

Xavier ❤️⭐️

r u ok with somnophilia?

bc I can’t help but think Caleb would eventually escalate from sniffing MC’s panties to touching himself while looking at her, and then maybe cumming on her, and then what if he rubs his cum on her slit (god she’s already so wet for him), and then….

YES I’m a massive fan of somno personally obv TW for that below the cut

I think he’d be so pervy about it because he doesn’t want to wake her up, but she looks so cute all curled up next to him. At first he settles with just stroking himself while admiring how adorable she looks, but then she adjusts her position in her sleep, revealing more of her skin…

She’s such a deep sleeper, he just has to be gentle. In her new position he realizes he can grind against her thighs, and god are they soft. They feel so warm as he slides himself in and out, not realizing that with each thrust he’s getting closer and closer to her pussy until he can hear the obscene squelching as their juices mingle. It’s here when he loses all control, using one hand to cover his mouth in an attempt to muffle his moans and the other to hold him up over MC’s body as he rapidly thrusts against her wet core. Clearly her body wanted this even if she wasn’t conscious, right? He’s only doing what’s best for her.

She’s such a deep sleeper that she only wakes up hours later, still cuddled up to her big brother, but there’s more than her own slick between her thighs.