Most Sports Books Are Like “I Need To Win Championships So I Can Prove Myself!!!” And Then There’s

Most sports books are like “I need to win championships so I can prove myself!!!” and then there’s The Foxhole Court where the main character is like “yeah so if I don’t win championships I will literally be executed because when I was 10 my serial killer father tried to sell me to a cult so my assassin mother stole $5 million from the yakuza and ran away with me, but it turned out that my dad was friends with the leader of the mafia, so now we also had a bunch of hit men after us, and almost a decade later my dad caught up with us and killed my mom and I faked my death, so I decided to join a college sports team to start my new life, but then I found out one of my teammates is a runaway from the cult my dad tried to sell me to, and not only that but the cult’s leader is the brother of the head of the Japanese mafia, so now both of them are after me too, and also the FBI keeps trying to convince me to testify against my father, but if I do I’ll have to go into witness protection because my dad’s friends will try to kill me and I can’t be a professional athlete while under witness protection, but luckily my uncle (who is the leader of the British mob) brokered a deal that will assure my safety if I win championships as long as I hand over 80% of my salary to the mafia for the rest of my life.” And that’s only the main character, I haven’t even mentioned how insane some of the side characters’ backstories are!

Basically this is the most unhinged book I have ever read and I love it so much

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Only One Of Them Has A Nobel Prize In Physics

only one of them has a nobel prize in physics

8 years ago

DO NOT USE THIS SITE, KISSANIME.IO IS A MALWARE. 

If you want to know more, go to kissanime reddit.

Kissanime ain't dead

After some clarification I’m so glad to find it again bruh. For those having the same issue as I am, just search kissanime.io You should be able to find it and enjoy your respective updated series such as Haikyuu. *Peace out*

Kissanime Ain't Dead

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9 years ago

ha?

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5 years ago

irondad and spiderson fic recs

so I have been reading a lot of irondad and spiderson fics lately and here are some of my favorites

* = incomplete

out of darkness series * by StarryKnight09 

in loco parentis series * by DeductionIsKey

you stand by my side series by SaraHudson112

lights to guide you home series * by JolinarJackson

what you were then I am today series by madasthesea

and you’ll blow us all away series * by losingmymindtonight

we’re gonna have to do this together series * by edibna 

call you home series * by Madelinedear

listen up, kid series * by itsallAvengers

Someday I’ll Make it Out of Here series * by YellowDistress

5 times it wasn’t a hug and the 1 time it was by parkrstark

5 times tony forgot peter was just a kid by parkrstark

accepting the tides by Emma_Anacortes

human shield by wolfypuppypiles

i’m the satellite (and you’re the sky) by CamelotQueen

erratum by itsjennasaisquoi     

he’s my… intern? * by losingmymindtonight

5 Times Peter Made Tony Laugh Out Loud by grilledcheesing

honorary parker by parkrstark

three things at a time * by inabroomcloset

12.15.17 by parkrstark

danger or trouble, i’m there on the double by parkrstark

who saves the hero by CamelotQueen

5 times peter clung to tony * by parkrstark

Because I said so: Adventures in Parenting (with commentary by Peter Parker) * by  Nickygp

Then How do YOU explain Peter? by asphodelia 

5 times peter is stuck with tony by iron_spider

twelve days of peter parker by grilledcheesing

You are my Dad, you’re my dad, boogiewoogiewoogie by Hittinmiss

9 years ago

Re blog if your OTP is gay.

1 year ago

what pic or gif/video do you think is the best example of john looking at paul like he loves him?

Oh, Nonny. Why are you doing this to me? Where to even start? 

Well, we know that for the Sgt Pepper shots they were told to project love through the camera, and John... turned to Paul. So there's this.

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There is this photo that Pattie took where she herself says, “Something was going on.” So... we can’t discount this. 

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But also, for some reason the gifs of the BTS of MMT really get to me. It’s so casually lovely and intimate. I joked the other day that I’m starting the rumour that this was when they fucked and India was actually just the beginning of the slow fall out. So anyway. These are very important to me:

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Also, this photo is the one that Paul himself uses to prove to himself that he and John loved each other. So, we can’t really do better than that. 

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We have to talk about whatever is going on here. Sweaty, totally into each other. Disgusting. I love it. 

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Videos

I love the promo videos for Ticket to Ride and We Can Work it Out. The second one just sends me because the others are SO done. George literally gives up and sits down and John and Paul are just vibing away. LOVE IT. 

Another one is this interview - John just looks besotted with Paul for some reason. I mean... we know why. But it’s so cute. 

Finally, I can’t let this go without mentioning John looking out for Paul when he’s sick. Yes please. 

3 years ago

jason and damian interacting with each other and showing a strong brotherly bond gives me life

NO LITERALLY. LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS.

Let me start off with THAT comic panel ( I totally forgot what issue it’s from.) Damian calls Jason the most emotional out of every brother and HUGS HIM. LIKE. I know it was to distract him but I don’t care, I know deep down Damian wanted that hug and there’s no fighting me on it.

Also, if anyone has read the Wayne Family Adventures on WEBTOON, I love their interactions. Honestly, I’m really not a big fan of Damian by himself, but when he interacts with Jason I like him. To me, their relationship just makes them look a like normal older-brother younger-brother dynamic and it is so sweet. You don’t really see Jason connect with the other boys like he does with Damian, maybe save Dick on some rare occasions; that really shows you just how much of a bond they have even if it’s not explicitly said.

One last thing I have to add about them is in my personal opinion, I think Damian enables Jason to feel like he’s young again, and the other way around. Elaborating on this, Jason obviously didn’t have the best childhood in any universe, so having the chance to interact with a sibling and actually have fun must be so relieving on both ends. Damian was also isolated from the moment he was born, so being able to have a brotherly bond with Jason is actually so cute and I will never get over it.

7 months ago
Tweet screenshot from @SailorFailures: "i want cross guild to fight the monster trio at some point bc it would be very funny. Buggy projecting his issues with Shanks onto Luffy, Zoro and Mihawk finally getting their showdown, and then Croc just bursts in on an unsuspecting Sanji like MR PRINCE. YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
Colour fanart comic featuring One Piece characters. In the top panel Buggy the Clown looms over Monkey D. Luffy, yelling "I'm gonna destroy that straw hat if it's the last thing I ever do!" Luffy grins and gets ready to fight, saying "Bring it on!" In the next panel Zoro and Mihawk are brandishing their swords and crackling with energy. Mihawk (impassively): "Do try and live up to the hype." Zoro (grinning demonically): "Just don't disappoint me!"
As the two pairs' fights escalate in the distance, Sanji and Crocodile stand to watch them, before they both light a cigarette/cigar respectively, not saying anything yet.
Crocodile smirks and blows out his smoke, saying "Don't take this personally, kid, but it seems my associates have decided we need to conduct a little business." Sanji smirks back and laughs, saying "Likewise. This isn't the first time our captain's dragged me into a fight I have nothing-"
Crocodile has stopped listening, staring off into the distance, seeming to recall something he has heard in the past.
In this final panel the background illustrates his realisation, of the smug Denden Mushi snail-phone he spoke on with "Mister 3", his pet banana-diles which were brutally defeated, and the words "welcome to the shitty restaurant" in a sea of water. Sanji keeps blathering, oblivious, while Crocodile looms over him with an expression of pure shock, disbelief, and rage, his enormous hook hand poised and blocking out the sun ready to smash that little cook into smithereens.

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

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I'm a law student in love with so many fandoms I can barely remember them all, from Harry Potter all the way to Haikyuu!! In love with memes and not taking life too seriously

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