Okay, That Got A Little Chuckle Out Of Me, Ngl

Totally true

I think anyone that studies medicine with Damian would lowkey hate his ass.

Not in a mean way, but in a petty why-aren't-you-struggling-like-me type of way. I mean, thanks to Robin and the league Damian is light years ahead of everyone on terms of experience and it would show.

Half the class is puking their guts out the first time they see a patient with an open fracture. Damian has been there, done that, seen that and worse. He's eating m&m's in the back.

They're all practicing making sutures until late. Damian is like "No, I don't need to join you. I could suture with my eyes closed" and then when someone is like "prove it, rich-boy" that mf actually blindfolds his eyes and sutures perfectly using four different techniques.

He also passes everything with flying colors! Because of course, the guy can't just be rich, good looking and famous, he has to be smart too.

And it just gets worse when he starts his actual residency.

Nothing shakes him! Thirty hour shifts? He doesn't even yawn. Extreme stress during a surgery gone awry? Damian is the one telling the other members of the surgical team to stay calm. Violent patient? They don't even get to call security, Damian has the guy pinned already.

And it would be easier to not get jealous of him if he somehow was a souless blood sucking asshole. But Damian is a good person, awkward and standoffish but always willing to help. He's there for whatever people need. He aids nurses, listens to patients, conforts victims. He sits with people for the bad news and when someone dies he gets this sad faraway look that shows he cares.

And it's just so unfair.

Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.

They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.

At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol

My first post! \(>w<)/

HELLOOOO GUYSSSS

So... this is the first time in my life that I use Tumblr

...and English is not my first language.

So I'm nervous, but I hope I like the site, I already loved finding some prompts from the fandons I like!

Here is a drawing I made just for this first post!

Hihihi! This is Vallety, my oc! He's a siren dog, Later, who knows, I might show you his parents and their all stories!

I was bored so I draw Danny on paint

Characters in my style/Always!AU/redesign #3

here part 1, part 2

I made more characters in Always!AU, now we have Jason and Tim!

Alright, to start, I decided to leave Tim with a red mask since I made Dick's blue, it looked much nicer that way, and, like Bruce, Tim has both a cape and wings, in addition to the feathers in his hair like Dick, and yes, I put a piercing in him because yes, look me in the face and dare to say that Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne wouldn't wear at least one piercing.

And then we have Jason. I liked that in his first appearances in Batman comics, Jason was blond, so here it's the same approach. He was blond, but he dyed his hair black when he became Robin. Now that he's grown up, his hair is still very stained from the dye, looking a little brown, and the white streak is still there, strong and firm, because of the Pits. His eyes are a strange mix of blue and green heterochromia that I removed from his ass because I thought it was cool. In addition to the J scar on his cheek, which I think is iconic, I also gave him one on his lip, and one on his neck, which was done by Ra's, not the Joker. Ra's did this to him during his escape from Talia and Damian, I thought the symbolism would be cool, because in canon (yuck) Bruce throws a Batarang at him trying to save the Joker while Jason was in the "revenge" arc and it hits his neck, but here he got the scar from a shuriken thrown by his "grandfather" while he was on an escape back home, back to his family, no revenge in mind, just family.

I'd like to think his wings would be a mix of a bat's structure, but with feathers, like his wings were sewn back together by Bruce after the Joker broke and tore them apart.

My DC AU+Headcanons' memes #4

part 1 part 2 part 3

I don't doubt it, when the guy arrived in heaven, he had a VIP area just for him, cuz, Oh. My. Fucking. God.

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

I loved it, I felt the need to squeeze my brain power and capacity and try to write at least a little-

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Barry was really excited for the League meeting this time! (which is a rare thing)

It turns out that this time, they would be getting a new member! A considerably new hero from Fawcette City, named Captain Marvel!

He's heard some stories about the new guy, and seriously bro, the whole of Fawcette seems to love him, that should be more than enough of an indication that the man is nice

So Barry tried to get there a bit more early and not be late this time, just a little bit.

The speedster happily sat down in his chair next to Hal and greeted him, then trying to be patient as he waited for the trinity and the rookie to arrive for the meeting to begin.

It took a little while, but soon Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman arrived with who Barry assumed was Captain Marvel, if he had to guess with that red suit and the fact that Fawcette's new hero was affectionately nicknamed as Big Red Cheese.

Batman: I would like to introduce everyone to Captain Marvel, the new hero who emerged from Fawcette and the newest member of the Justice League.

The said hero waved a little shyly to everyone in the room but with a big and shining smile on a small two-seconds delay as if he was checking his cue at the moment.

Superman: We hope everyone on the team can give a great welcome to Marvel as a new coworker and friend!

The big blue scout says with his usual encouraging smile.

Wonder Woman: We also expect everyone to understand and include Marvel, given to his certain... condition.

The Amazon added, looking at everyone in the room analytically.

Green Lantern: And what condition exactly would that be?

Hal questioned what Barry and probably the others were curious to know.

Batman: Captain Marvel unfortunately suffers from deafness, so I will be providing a sign language course for everyone in the League, in addition to being able to communicate with Marvel, it is also a step towards expanding the members' communication skills, that would be useful in case interacting with deaf civilians is necessary. *The dark knight clicked on his tablet and sent the said course to everyone.*

Batman: Attendance at the course for least twice a week is mandatory.

He added in a firm tone.

Meanwhile, Marvel was standing behind the trinity, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, still with a beaming smile on his face as the situation was explained.

Is it weird that Barry finds the deaf electrolux refrigerator grown ass man's behavior kinda cutie potatie?

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After the meeting ended, the speedster made a point of going to Marvel.

Flash: Hey man! *He called, momentarily forgetting about the other's deafness and half a second later remembering and then touching his shoulder to get his attention.*

Marvel: *He jumped slightly in fright and turned around to see a slightly embarrassed but also excited Flash.*

He smiled at Barry and waved at him before pulling out a little notebook from god knows where.

Hello! You are the Flash, right? It's nice to meet you!

Barry nodded and left in a second to go to his room and get a notebook himself.

Yes I am! And you are Captain Marvel, i have heard a lot of things about ya, it's to nice meet you too buddy! :)

Really? Cool, I wish it wasn't anything weird! I would like to not cause a bad first impression :D

Naahh, just nice stuff, the people from your city genuinely loves you, huh?

I think you could say that, I always try my best to help anyone who needs, so be loved by those people is kinda nice and makes my heart warm ^^

Yeap, the guy is nice, and kinda cute, It's like interacting with a big, condensed, radiant sunshine ball.

Cool! You really are quite a hero, huh? I'd would love to be your friend.

Marvel froze for a second, before his eyes widened and his smile grew brighter and brighter (if that's possible)

Yes yes!! I would love to be your friend too! You have no idea! :DD

The writing was a bit messy from Marvel's hustle and bustle, but it was still quite readable and got the message across well.

Soon the sprinter found himself wasting a few more sheets of paper and pen ink on more conversation.

Something tells he his future self might thank him for this.

Deaf Captian Marvel

When Billy came to the Rock of Eternity he was so confused and oh so excited

The idea of getting super powers and helping people? A dream come true

The wizard told him to prepare himself and called the lightining

It was loud and scary, the crackling, booming sound echoed trough the throne room, filling every little nook and cranny with its presence

And thus, Billy Batsons word came silent

And Captain Marvel awoke

Justice league had the newbie from Fawcett on their radar for a while now, he seems good at what he does and seems genuinely nice

They eventually decided that it's time to finally recruit him

They land on the roof of a tall building where Captain Marvel, as the people called him, was hovering on, drawing something in a notebook

Superman: hello, you're Captian Marvel, right?

The Captian didn't answer him, didn't even acknowledge him, just kept drawing. Rude

Bruce: Captian Marvel

Still nothing

Wonder Woman: I kindly ask you to at least look at us when we're talking to you

When she placed her hand on his shoulder he flinched and turned around frightenent

Like he didn't notice they've been there for some time now

Superman: ah finally, we'd like to talk to you about- huh?

Captian Marvel was motioning him to stop, he opened his notebook on a fresh page and started scribbling something and showed them when he was done

I'm deaf, sorry

Oh

Oh

That explains why he didn't hear them earlier

Batman started signing to him but was met with frantic shaking head

So he took out a notebook

How long have you been deaf?

Since always

The how come you don't know sign language? Don't people who are born deaf learn it early on to talk with people?

I never really had anyone to teach me or talk to

Well that was, sad

Are you interested in joining the Justice League?

As soon as Captian Marvel readed the note he started shaking his head and smiling as brightly as a sun

Well then it's decided

On the next meeting Batman assigned mandatory sign language lessons

Guys help me here

I don't know why, but out of nowhere I kind of thought of a post here on tumblr that I had seen on my tiktok fyp, it was something about possible shenanigans if Jason got a dog, gave it a person like name instead of a pet like name(i think), and didn't exactly/directly tell the rest of the batfam that he has a dog now, so the batfam thinks he has a boyfriend, 'cause of the person like name. And now I can't stop thinking about it, for the love of the gods, help me find this post.

[Update: The creator of the post himself commented and linked⬇️]

Preciso desesperadamente que alguém escreva uma fic onde o Bryan e o Rogério são aquela dupla que, só tá lá, em qualquer lugar, qualquer mundo de herói ou etc, eles só estão lá, e ninguém sabe dizer de onde vieram, ou porque, e quando eles somem, ninguém nunca mais os vê, como se evaporassem de existência.

[Link do último vídeo dele: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBXEh2Qw/ ]

Apartir daí vejam os outros vídeos para saberem como eles são maravilhosos, divos divonicos perfeitos🧡