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can we get a snippet of that yandere pink diamond wip im so terribly curious 👀👀

You walked around the barren land of lifeless remains and endless caverns in hopes of finding your purpose, your new destination...but there was nothing. Not one gem was insight, only the presence of the wind waving through your hair in a slow pace.

”Pearl, they have to be here somewhere; we can’t just leave them here!” You hear the voice of someone in the distance, rapid footsteps approaching your area.

”My diamond you can’t be late for your meeting with Yellow and Blue diamond again!” Another voice calls out, insisting on returning back where they came from.

You flinch when you hear the voices call out out your gem...type. You turn your head and in the distance see two gems peeking inside the various silhouettes of giant gems. As they near yours, you hide and go deeper into your own shape and crawl once you hit the ceiling. You feel the earth rumble around you and soon a shadow looms over you, leaving you in the dark.

They gasp, leaning down and kneeling “I found them Pearl! I found the gem!” They put their hands on the dirt and lean closer “Hello there~! I’m Pink! Welcome to- ugh, I can’t see you very well” You can hardly see their grin and excitement as they try to reach you, barely brushing your figure before huffing and pulling away.

“Pearl I can’t reach them, they’re so small and deep inside that cave...” They lean away allowing more light to seep through and allow the other gem to look inside, the Pearl’s eyes widen in surprise.

“Oh my, They must’ve emerged recently. Their troops already left this kindergarten to another base” The pearl continues, frowning slightly “They also seem awfully tiny and out of shape unlike the others...and judging by the shape of this” she points around my shape-like cave “I’m afraid to say, they are most likely defective, my diamond”

The diamond gasps again, and turns to me with an even sadder frown “That means they won’t be accepted..” She looks to the ground and sighs, but in a few seconds looks terrified when she asks “Will they be shattered?!” 

“Of course not my diamond!” She waves her arms around, trying to calm her a bit “There’s no need to worry, they’ll most likely have to wear some equipment so the’ll keep up with the others, I can order a ruby to come pick them up and send them with their assigned general, my diamond” The pearl quickly smiles at her.

Pink diamond thinks it over before looking at me with worry “ Pearl, I don’t think it’ll be save for them out there in those harsh environments... since there’s no other place for them could we maybe, oh I don’t know, keep them?” She looks at pearl with a hopeful expression, also turning to look at me eagerly.

Pearl freezes and sweats and most likely starts thinking of the many outcomes of this request. Probably bad ones. Pink can already tell what her answer will be so she says “I can keep them in the base hidden from the others, They can become my bodyguard in homeworld! I can convince Yellow and Blue-” She stops herself, realizing something before looking down again in sadness “ but they won’t listen to me... they’ll most likely ignore me again and insist on getting me some other gem...”

“My diamond it’s not a good idea to go against the diamonds again, it’s best if we just allow them to go back to their fellow gems and let them take care of it there!” She pleads, looking desperate to leave.

“Pearl I can’t just let one of my gems go out and work themselves in their state!” She gestures towards me.

“They won’t find out, I promise”

“I will protect them from any danger”

“As long as they’re with me”

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-I fricking love it I can’t XD

Hylia is fuming from the heavens watching this while the other goddesses are eating popcorn.(They prob don’t care since they can just flood Hylure again :/) 

Also this is what I had in mind when Y/N sees the chain switching sides

-Yep Ganon is a snek, which is why I could also see him pulling a “i’ll give them back IF-” just to troll them while Y/N sneaks from behind them, in the end Ganon just says “ok yeah they’re around hyrule...not this one tho...probably idk”

-Aw he cares :3 He trains them to become strong and they bond over their hatred for The chain. Y/N bonding with his other henchmen (Dark link or any others), Dark link and Y/N teaming up when The chain keeps on following them.

-The chain being yeeted into the third dimension, oh but they’ll be back, They’ll bring anything they can find to kill the beast. It’ll be like smash bros with the “Everyone is here!” once they see the amount of familiar faces that appear around them. (Like in HW Age of calamity!!!)

-ooor the chain just defeats Ganon (because they got a god on their side) and Y/N is inevitably caught by them and cuddled to death :///

The chain: We were so worried about you!! (;-;) *group hugs them tighly*

Y/n being suffocated: HMMHMMMM!

-With Zelda in the mix, They would definitely win since she’s very powerful, like damn. She will just blast the evil away before Y/N can even monologue about why they changed sides.

Zelda: Don’t worry guys, I've got this *Power blasts Y/N*

And then Y/N is kept in the castle pampered by everyone with promises of never letting that happen again. It will happen again.

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Ganon!Y/N? Ganon!Y/N!

So the Chain or Link (and maybe Zelda 👀) are getting suffocating.

They've invaded Reader's life completely and they can't go anywhere without being followed by guards in disguise, people gunning for them to hurt The chain or Zelda, and they can't leave Hyrule because they'd barely get to port without being stopped.

Ganon offers them freedom

Reader accepts and becomes possessed by him

The Chain are called away to fight... Only to run right into Ganon!Y/N

They're horrified and heartbroken and think Ganon forcefully possessed them and fight to get their beloved free

Do they win? Do they lose?

👀

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it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

I wonder how The chain would react to a reader that is very distant because they don’t want to get attached knowing that they’ll have to leave eventually? They’re pretty friendly and all but that’s it, they don’t talk about themselves and don’t partake in any activities when offered to join. Maybe the reader even reminds them by making subtle comments like “When I get back I’ll finally get a proper rest on my soft mattress”. What would be their breaking point when they admit that they’ll never let them leave? Oh the forced affection would be strong, trying to prove to them that they’re worth staying for.

rwhio;egbljt

I think some, e.g. Wind, would deffo pry to get you to open up about home and they all listen carefully on the rare occasion you do talk about home...

initially, they promise to get you home, but as time goes on...

well...

they find themselves more opposed to the idea of you going back, you can't just leave them after becoming so close to them! and your world sounds so dangerous! Car crashes? natural disasters? plagues??? No thank you!

you're better off staying with them!

after they consciously make the decision to keep you with them, they make offhand comments about how strange your world is and how unsafe it is, compared to Hyrule. They also make sure to mention all the best parts about living in Hyrule, and show you the prettiest spots much sooner than they initially planned.

They deffo think they're making an excellent case to you...

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"I... I wanna go home," you hiccuped, wiping your tearstained cheeks on your sleeve.

Wars cooed above you, making soothing hushing sounds as he shifted you in his lap to be more comfortable. Now that your tears had died down, his grip on you was laxer, but you had no doubt that the good captain wouldn't hesitate to tighten his suffocating grip on you if you made a move to slip out of his grasp.

"I know, my lovely," he cooed sympathetically, tucking you against his chest as he peered down at you with darkened blue eyes.

You could practically see the hearts in his eyes, and you cursed yourself for not seeing how obsessive they were sooner... if only you had known back then, you might still have had a fighting chance to get back home...

"Your world s dangerous, and you're better off with us." A raised eyebrow from the captain made you clamp your mouth shut as you made to argue your completely reasonable case. "We can keep you safe."

"But I don't want this..."

"You might not yet, but you soon will."

"Soon..."

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A/N: @yandematic I didn't intend to write this lil thing but it came out anyways - it was originally Time comforting Reader, but I think my mans Wars needs to shine too