Have I Ever Mentioned My Boyfriend Has A Passionate Hatred For Pyramid Steve? Here Are The Two Reasons

Bonus bonus points if they contain the following fandoms but it'll still be funny (if not funnier) if we have no fucking clue who the people we're reading about are.

- Five Nights at Freddy's

- Cult of the Lamb

- Dayshift at Freddy's

- Dialtown

- Sun and Moon Show (or other shows, my friends don't know of this things existence but I feel like traumatising them >:))

- My Hero Academia

- The Lorax

These are mostly my fandoms however if you give any anime fics, one of us will know all of them... We plead you give us these books, we want a good laugh and don't feel afraid to donate cursed things, this could be the most cursed shit, we don't care, we just want to take the piss out of it.

Hello Tumblr! As me and my friends are total freaks of nature we have began doing monthly (considering weekly) Poorly Written Fanfic Night™️. These nights mostly contain smut fics from Wattpad and since we are running low, I request you donate your favourite (or least favourite) poorly written (or well written but really stupid/stupidly funny or even cursed ship) fanfics. They don't require smut but bonus points if they do. We want the shittiest fics you got!

Thank you kindly,

Some random dude who has nothing better to do with his life

I didn’t forget about Valentines, you did!

Have some Fiddlestan sketches that I totally drew for Valentines and wasn’t sitting on my tablet… Pay less attention to the shitty sketches, would’ve fixed the drawing up a little if I didn’t forge- I MEAN-I TOTALLY REMEMBERED! Yeah!

Good to see some people are interested so far. Still don't know if I'll go ahead with this but I am interested to hear what you would want from it. I've already started planning it out, i just want more ideas and to see what the community would like to see from the characters

I'm like really fucking board, really hyperfixated on Inscryption, and need to make a game for one of my classes... What if I make an Inscryption dating sim?

Not confirming I will make it just looking to see who'd be interested? I'll give father information if I decide to go ahead with this idea in like a week or so

I'm seriously considering bringing a gender reveal cake to this year's family Christmas party. No one will know who it's for or why it's there and everyone'll be going around trying to figure out who pregnant.

We finally cut open the cake and when they start celebrating the gender and asking who's the new mum, I yell out something vague about the cake and it's colour and something to do with me but not too vague. Everyone will be confused and slowly they'll piece together that the cakes not revealing a baby's gender but my gender.

And that's how I come out as trans to my entire extended family and ruin Christmas!

I got really bored an uh... decided to read the Dipper Goes To Taco Bell fanfic...

I'll be honest, I was expecting worse. This isn't the worse piece of fiction I've read but it is up there... Please don't make my mistake of reading this and continue living your lives in a happy, ignorant bliss on what this book is about...

My first proper attempt at a human... how'd I do? Criticism is appreciated (just be nice please and ignore the shitty hand- I gave up on that thing multiple times...)

I'm attempting to draw a small comic strip and this is so far what I've got (removed text to not spoil anything and filled the empty space with his name). I just wanted to hear some advice before continuing and if I get none and this is shit oh well, I'm learning! I also never changed the mouth from the sketch and I'm only now releasing after I posted this...

Oh my God the hand is so fucking ugly...

Guess what my new favourite thing is…

I haven’t posted in a hot second so you can enjoy this shitty sketch that I mostly started o practice hands and then drew Pure Vanilla with Shadow Milk reading for his souljam.

Enjoy some whiteboard sketches of Bill Cipher and P03!

I had way to much time this morning before my bus so I drew Bill and P03's been on my whiteboard for like a week now but I fixed him up this morning after I realised my mum accidentally rubbed some of him out whilst doing some work on my computer.

ITS FINALLY BEEN SHIPPED!

Currently convincing my mum to let me buy The Book of Bill and Journal 3! Let's see if the past few weeks of persuasive speech in English will pay off!

I have received the box 😎

Currently convincing my mum to let me buy The Book of Bill and Journal 3! Let's see if the past few weeks of persuasive speech in English will pay off!