Tales From The Gas Station Vol. 2 Everyone

Lets work it out on the remix

Listen If I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the documentary lol.

Draco Malfoy as a self insert

Should I be worried that Draco Malfoy is my self-insert when I write fanfiction. Like not the suave, toxic, kind-of-an-asshole but sexy Draco Malfoy that the (teenage) fandom seems to headcanon, but a post-war, repentant, depressed, emotional and prone to lash out Draco Malfoy. Am I broken? Probably. Fuck.

it’s that time of year again

Teacher AU inspired by a real conversation between 2 of my teachers who where both married middle aged men, with families of their own. 

Whenever somebody asks me what HP means to me and I start thinking about it my eyes start watering immediately every time, my heart beats faster, a smile automatically appears on my face. It’s like falling in love. I am in love with this saga. It’s my childhood. My light in the darkness. The thing I turn to when I’m feeling like shit. Harry Potter is my life. I love it so much.

Clive’s hatred of the Magic Society cracks me up. They appear and it’s ON SIGHT. Someone even mentions words “Magic” and “society” in the same sentence and he’s one long pause in Jason’s monologuing away from spewing venom.

This for Jason.

I need him to have his mental breakdown in front of the team. Sobbing. Literally inconsolable. Not a single person knows what to do. But Jason cannot move and cannot stop crying and gasping like he suddenly needs air to breathe.

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

How else is Neil going to toss him around 🙄

Colin: you realize you can look like whatever you want, right?

Jason: yes. And what I want to look like is a short twink with a pointy chin.