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YES!!!!

Clive proposes before their fifth date… a marriage of convenience. It honestly takes a bit to convince Jason, but in the end it’s a courthouse wedding, with a small after ceremony at their friends’ and families’ insistence. They put up a bit of an act for their families (and I imagine Clive very visibly does NOT like Kaito).

Jason ends up moving in with Clive, it’s closer to the university and bigger. Only to be met with a horrific sight. Instant meals crowd the fridge, notes and books left everywhere except for a small spot on the couch and the bed, Clive uses 2 in one shampoo!

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

Teacher AU inspired by a real conversation between 2 of my teachers who where both married middle aged men, with families of their own. 

a little collage of dressrosa stuff from late february

And then it ends, all of us wondering if they work it out. Lol jk

Jason reads it. He reads it three times. And then again.

By now he’d already figured Clive has feelings for him, or at least bad. He’d thought they’d been a happily married couple. Which is insane considering the things Jason would want to do if he could…

The report is an open window to Clive’s heart. It’s vulnerability on a paper. Jason feels heartbroken anew, and hopeful.

He asks around, but Clive isn’t in today either. He’d slipped in just to drop off the report. Luckily, he still has the key to Clive’s- or well, both of their- place. He leaves, only telling Farrah and Belinda that he’ll be back. He skips his linear algebra class.

Clive is at home, eating a burnt egg.

“That does not look appetizing.”

“Someone made frozen food unbearable.”

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

I’m thoroughly convinced that my favorite Harry Potter book is The Goblet of Fire and my least favorite is Prisoner of Azkaban. As much as a I love Sirius, there’s just not really enough going on in PoA... it felt sort of dry. The ending is spectacular but the entire essence of the book could have been capture much more succinctly.

(But after reading PoA, one thing remains clear, Snape is the WORST)

Already?! I have not traversed the fandom AO3 enough, it seems!!!

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

still a harem novel

Clive arriving at Rimaros and seeing Jason again

If I could suck out all his sadness through his cock I would

Hey remember that dumb Monopoly redraw meme

Early team - I want to make so many bad meme fanarts now