Who Tf Is This Guy???

Husband: I know you don’t need any more evidence that Clive is in love with Jason, but I just found some more so let me play this bit for you *plays the book 3 epilogue*

Husband: Jason was burning so hot that even someone with the fire essence had to step back, and Clive’s up there getting his face burned off just to be near his body.

Anyways, true love exists and I found it. And so did Clive.

Clive, hurt, “you didn’t tell me.” 🥺

It’s the way Jason and Clive are in so in sync. Not even Farrah knew what was going on.

(Quote from book 11)

Jason took the technology essence back to with him because he knew it would fascinate Clive 😌

I’m simply going to choose to believe he also DID take some notes for him as well. “You never take proper notes” implies he takes SOME notes

tianlang jun is so wild. like imagine ur just chilling in your coffin and your favorite porn star is like hey are you using that? mind scooting over a bit? and hes like omg its Shen Qingqiu from the hit erotic ballad Regret of Chunshan! who i kidnapped! :D slay queen! mind giving my arm back? also r u fucking my son <;3

Yes. I’m obsessed with this man

they have a lot in common...

Happy birthday, Shizun!

Season 2 AOT Spoilers

Not me in the middle of class wondering if the reason Reiner came out and just told Eren that he was the armored titan because his warrior and soldier sides were clashing and he couldn’t bear watching more scouts be killed. He saw the beast Titan and was like “oh shit if we don’t accomplish our mission, they’re going to come kill everyone and I really don’t want that.”

Jason: You should get a wife

Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…

Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?

Clive: … What?

Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?

Clive: No.

Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.

Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand

Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies

Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man

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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lmao. And none of them are completely mentally sound and stable

(Why are the men’s butts so nice. Snatched)

Clive: We need to ta-

Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.

Clive: Jason…

Jason: Byeeeee

That poor, poor man. May Clive persist