Will Never Get Over Harry Naming His Kid “Severus.” Did Ginny Not Have A Say In These Names? I Feel

Bingge has been running himself ragged for MONTHS looking for HIS 'nice Shizun'.

What he doesn't know is that Shen Yuan transmigrated into wife #216 (the one from the sexy slime chapter...) the same night he came back and have been living his best life in the palace's library every day. He's been 'giving' his night with Bingge to the harem member who managed to sneak him in a 'Flower of Transing your Gender'.

It's kind of uncomfortable to wear a woman's clothes when he's just a totally normal straight guy, but he's FINE!! He's low enough on the totem pole that he is ignored for most of the harem drama and since he's a DUDE now he isn't pulled into any wife plots! Now he gets to study all the monsters he could ever want! Plus, just occasionally glimpsing the 'best wives' like Liu Mingyan, Sha Hauling, and Ningying is pretty cool, too!

Things are going GREAT until he passes by an upper courtyard one morning and finds a Beauty Devouring Harpy-Lizard has three wives cornered and is about to eat them! Oh no! Well, this is probably a wife plot, so Bingge will come any moment now to save them....

any moment now....

any moment....

...

WHERE is he???

Shen Yuan uses his new Beast Knowledge and his stolen body's mild cultivation to tame the lizard. Turns out it's just a juvenile and they can wean it off eating pretty women if they feed it enough regular meat! Now Shen Yuan has three women in his corner, too! They can help keep him off Bingge's radar while he stays in the palace!

Except... well... it keeps happening.

Beasts attack when Shen Yuan is nearby. Bingge doesn't show up. And then Shen Yuan has to deal with it! He's forming his own harem inside of the harem and he doesn't WANT that!!! Bingge will kill him!!!

It all comes to a head when one of the IMPORTANT wives, Ningying, is cornered by a Ravenous Rainbow Gem Tiger! Even using all of his cunning and smarts, Shen Yuan isn't sure he's going to make it! He manages to get Ningying out of there, but he's on the back ropes...

Then Bingge shows up just in time to save the day.

Oh and he looks BAD. Hair unkept, bags under his eyes, like he hadn't been eating; even with Airplane's shitty Cultivation rules the protagonist shouldn't look like this! Shen Yuan INSTANTLY starts fretting over him. Bingge doesn't seem that impressed, probably used to it by now and thinking that this is just gunna lead to The Usual Business. But he gets this little nagging feeling when Shen Yuan invites himself back to his chambers. Shen Yuan bullies him into bathing, brushes out his hair, makes him eat something, and gets him tucked all nicely into bed. And without a hint of papapa in sight!

In fact, Shen Yuan just... pats Bingge on the head and makes him promise he'll sleep and then leaves.

Bingge staring at the ceiling of his bed, taken care of, no sex expected... squints and has his 'wait a fucking minute' moment.

still a harem novel

Well, he must be happy now!! I hope he likes the resolution

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.

Season 4 spoiler for AOT (really everything from season 1-3)

If anyone is feeling bad for the Marleyans... I want you all to remember when Grisha and his little sister snuck out to see the blimp. Yeah. How the guard killed his sister?

Then the scene where the other guard is laughing at the guy being chased by titans.

Now about the fact that they are all content with them sending Eldians to live in concentration camps.

Now how the Marleyans WANTED a war. They declared war. And they’re getting it.

Obviously it’s not black and white and the Marleyans aren’t all bad. Lots of propoganda. But you can’t tell me Eren just straight up destroying the bleachers with the Marleyan military wasn’t satisfying.

My sister has taken three separate sorting quizzes to convince us that she isn’t Slytherin. And if that isn’t the most Slytherin thing to do...

She’s still in the phase of “Slytherin is evil” and I’m trying to break her out of that.

All credits for beautiful story “Black Dog” to stereobone on ao3.

🙉🙈🙊

not to be an edgelord but sometimes i see tags like this and i wonder if i'm some kind of fucked up joker guy. like this is for real and not a bit? the hunger games was too dark for y'all at 12-16? at the target audience age it was written for? seriously?

“Dance with me”.

Please don’t bash Ron. He was in one of the toughest situation and a teenager. I made most of my mistakes while I was 16-18 yo. He’s a super human and understandable character. In fact, I’d say he’s a better friend than a lot of people I know

The large amount of Ron bashing makes me depressed and scared to show my true self to others since I have really similar insecurities to Ron, and if people can’t forgive Ron for acting rashly a few times because of his insecurities and accept him as a good person, how can I expect people to forgive and accept me when I have acted worse than Ron many more times because of my insecurities?