We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates
“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”
*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*
*record scratch, freeze frame*
“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
Now. Now I mean it sexually.
Thanks anon!
Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop
There once was a doctor named Freud
my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them
who else up hurkleing their durkleing
the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
They’re right. It’s a load of bullshit, is what it is
so rude that fantasizing about writing alone is not enough to actually get the fic done. you have to actually sit down and write it. insane.
I can imagine Bill and Wiggly getting in a universe-destroying bitch-fight over something incredibly stupid, like flipping the table over on board game night but the table is the multiverse
Who would be the funniest Non-Hatchetverse characters to get stuck in Hatchetfield?
My mind immediately said Shawn Spencer from Psych and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, but I'm dying to har your answers.
I think the Lords in Black would have fun torturing Ed and Shawn would be at his wits end trying to solve the disappearances in Hatchetfield