Party Rock Is In The House Tonight

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

getting compliments from other girls is so therapeutic

Please please please I won’t bite 🙏

Please do not let clown out of fence. 🤡😬

In todays episode of signs out of context 😅

pride month is about to start, so lemme say something real quickly: happy pride to all the queer Jews out there who might feel left out of their communities (this goes for the queer and the Jewish communities) and also that Hashem loves you as you are and you don’t need to ever hate yourself for being different or convince yourself that you need changing!! 🩷 (and for the queer Jews who don’t believe in g-d, I just hope you have a good month!!)

I would like to let everyone in this hell hole that my team got first place at our colour guard competition.

Athena: I've done it! I've created the perfect warrior!

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good king of Ithaca is what you did. Look at him, he's torturing Poseidon and hunting the suitors for sport.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car walrus.