Dolly Parton Has Come To Do A Show In My Town. We Couldn't Afford Tickets, So Me And My Mom Sold My Stepdad

BREAKING NEWS! DOCTOR SPOTTED AT HOSPITAL 🤯🤯

@xzazzletheclownx LIKES WOMEN

“I voted for Trump” So you hate every woman in your life? So you despise the very woman who held you dearly in her womb for months and the woman that held her? The Virgin Mary hears your proclamation and turns away, not much can make her do that. You claim to not be a fa$cist and you claim to not be a naz! but you have voted for the hand that promises to starve our women.

“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

oh yes it's that time of year again

This is your daily reminder that you can’t be a fascist and punk. Now back to your regularly scheduled clownery.

I may not have a girlfriend but what I do have is the fucking audacity so I think that’s pretty cool

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child