Xzazzletheclownx - Hands Off The Clowns

Is this the calm before the storm or the frost before the spring?

logging onto tumblr with no notifs like damn didn’t know this was humblr 😔

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

me when im a clown but i dont have enough money for my clown items

:o(

Tumblr for my 30 minutes of daily reading💪

Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”

Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”

when she won’t text me back but i’ve been my grandmas lock screen for the past five years

*seeing mutual going through my blog* haha mutual you are scrolling through my blog :)

*me going through a mutuals blog* they're are going to kill me

This is your daily reminder that you can’t be a fascist and punk. Now back to your regularly scheduled clownery.