She Mojoed In My Dojo Till I Casad On My House

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

okay girlbloggers, js checking, how many of us r actually off-putting and strange irl

hey so, we sent your boyfriend down to a building in new york city - yeah, on whitehall street. we injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected, and selected him. he ended up on the group w bench because he had a criminal record for littering. yeah, no, the sergeant rejected him because he is a popular anti-vietnam war activist. we're sending his fingerprints off to washington. sorry

wdym you aren’t in love with me? I have an obvious manic disorder and killer tits

My birth stone? Crystal meth.

when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog

(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)

god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

To girlblog or not to girlblog, that is the question

“new nail tech sucks” this “bring lana back” that SHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! LINA AND LANA ARE MAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!