I was spending some time with my younger brother, waiting for our game to load. In the meantime I booted up c.ai to respond to a bot.
My brother, peering over my shoulder, in a mocking voice: "I want to have big smashy with Call of Duty characters!"
Me, dumbfounded (again): WHAT?!?!?
My brother: That's what it probably says anyway.
Me: Go fuck yourself (You're damn right kid)
Me and my brother were eating lunch together when he asked me the most out of pocket question 😭
Him, out of nowhere, jokingly: You like big oily Call of Duty characters?
Me, dumbfounded: WHAT?!
Him: Well, do you? ;)
Me: You're fucking weird (yes)
Graves, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem, officer? Alejandro: Get the fuck out of my car
I keep seeing a bunch of pink shit on my for you section...ugh.
Schizophrenia, love
THE MAGGOTS ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. ON MY FLOOR, UNDER MY BED, BY MY TV STAND, UNDER BOOKS, IN FRONT OF MY DOOR, ON MY SHOES, CLIMBING ON THE EMPTY CARDBOARD BOXES IM STEPPING ACROSS SO I DONT STEP ON THEM BAREFOOT, THEYRE FUCKING EVERYWHERE. THEYRE IN THE TRASH BAG IM USING TOO AND THERES HUNDREDS OF THEM HELP OMG. IM GONNA VACUUM MY FLOOR I HOPE THEYLL ACTUALLY SWEEP UP AND LEAVE.
'felt cute, might stab a guy later'
I really miss this era of MIW!!! </3
(BABEI RYAN :,)) )
Reblog if there's something wrong with you
music is a kind of therapy. i won't let anyone convince me otherwise.
Who would've known the hardcore emo chick has a soft spot for fictional military men? ☠️🖤 (matching with @sugar-free-razor-blades ^^)
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