Was Thinking About The First Time The Boys Went Out Exploring While Stan Was Chibi And How Stan Hated

In the Feral Branch AU, once Viva (also feral) is living back in the village with everyone, her and Branch force BroZone and Poppy to lay in a giant pile. In which the two lick them clean like a cat

Poppy and Clay are 100% used to it and jokingly whine about it. But John Dory LOVES it and tells Bruce and Floyd (who find it cute and amusing) that if they don't he's going to get them in the middle of the night and they need to support their brother and his girlfriend's sister

It becomes such a regular thing and eventually they find out that Kismet has been also doing it with him this whole time by Branch having glitter in his mouth from when he licked Boom.

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Just realized Branch probably would have had to have been in Kismet between Trolls 1 and World Tour for it to make sense timeline wise because he said in the first movie that he didn't sing a single note after his grandma dies and I doubt he would have been in 2 boy bands before the age of what, 10? So yeah, he would have had to have been in Kismet AND have had frosted tips between movie 1 and movie 2. Boom. Just fixed my own timeline.

The night they finished the first floor of the bunker, they all slept in the center of the "living room" and only shared one blanket.

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, BAMF Uzumaki Naruto, Genderfluid Character, Yandere Shikamaru Nara, Smart Uzumaki Naruto, BAMF Nara Shikamaru, Alternate genin teams, Strong Uzumaki Naruto, Smitten Nara Shikamaru, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Hatake Kakashi Needs a Hug, Hatake Kakashi Needs Help, Nara Shikamaru Gives No Fucks, alternate team 7, Team Ticking Time Bomb, Monstrous Strength Naruto, Naruto With Tsunade’s Strength, Nara Shikaku Is Very Tired, Shikamaru Calls Dibs On Naruto, The Nara Fixation, Uchiha Idiocy, Uchiha Sasuke Being an Idiot, Love At First Chakra Enhanced Strike, Sasuke You In Danger Boy, Genderfluid Uzumaki Naruto, DO NOT RE-POST THIS STORY ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM. Series: Part 1 of Shadows & Strength Summary:

Even if he has decided he wants to be friends with Naruto now for some reason, there’s no way Shikamaru would want to do that.  No way he would want to leave his big house and his big family to curl up with Naruto in his tiny apartment.

There’s nothing Naruto has or could do that could ever make that kind of trade-off worth it.

So Naruto will just have to get as much of whatever this is as he can right now.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON

"....TRICKEE AND ABLAZE HAD TO BE MOM AND DAD TO US WHEN GROWING UP, AND THEY WEREN'T ANY OLDER THAN YOU WERE!”

They were just kids who still needed guidance

(colored sketch, click for better quality)

Saw this thread on Reddit:

And had a vision

Respectfully, I love them all. They are my sons.

can i request baby branch meeting kismet?

This is how it happened in Diamond Hype AU :)

I have headcanons for Kismet and Branch djsjsjsjsj but my favorite being that Ablaze was the first to get socked by Branch when he tried to wake him up from sleeping walking and is the one who took up cooking in the group sbsbsb

"Why aren't you here?" TW: Blood. Like... lots of it. Full under the cut. No watermark only on patreon