My Friends Think I Like To Fight, But It's Just Not True. Sometimes I Lose My Temper And Blow Off A Little

17yo kirk funniest kid alive ever

Accidentally Mutated Turtles:

Purposely Mutated Turtles:

We need more Fanfics of Rise being Mutated warriors not nerf.

This is why i loved B.E.A.S.T and Rotten reflection fanfic 👌🤌

Boom: Wait how old are you?

Branch: Guess?

Hype: 46.

Branch: *shocked* What?

Kismet cracking up.

Trickee: You said guess.

Branch: That was so far off. When people play this game they guess younger, was that your younger guess?

Hype: Yes, what is it older?

Branch: Actually I’m 54.

Kismet: Wait really?

Branch: No I’m 24, I’m younger than all of you.

Boom: You don’t look it.

Another one for @gaypiratehell 's zosan denpals au on twt (link in comments) sorry no rendered drawings bc I'm busy crying

Things that are canon in Brothers By Choice (my found family Kismet AU)

Ages

Ablaze: 28

Trickee: 27

Hype: 25

Boom: 25

Branch: 24

Character insights:

Ablaze: Protective and borderline parental. He's the oldest of the group so he feels as though it is his responsibility to keep everyone safe and happy. Having John Dory around makes him want to watch the world burn.

Trickee: More mellow than Ablaze, but still very protective of Branch and the others. Hates that Branch seems to be fine with having his bio brothers around but tries to stop Ablaze from killing JD. He's not above pettiness or violence but tries to keep the peace for everyone's sake.

Branch: He got his colors back within a few years of moving in with Ablaze and his parents (more on that later) and lived a mostly happy life until John Dory showed up and asked him to help save Floyd. By the time the mission is completed he is completely overwhelmed and just wants to pretend that none of it ever happened. Nothing would make him happier than moving on with his life and allowing past transgressions to go unmentioned.

More to be added later

Markiplier Alphabet

Jacksepticeye Alphabet

If only Zoro stepped up his game in Ep 1089

Feral Kismet and Feral Branch AU HCs

* All five of them are grey have been since they were kids.

* They were in a orphanage together

* When they escaped the troll tree the caretaker of the orphanage made sure they would get left behind once out of the tunnel.

* All five of them suffered from memory issues

* They all have tails and claws

* Ablaze, Trickee, and Branch have thick fur

* Since Boom and Hype are glitter trolls they have no fur at all so they have to wear jackets made out of leaves.

* They play fight like lion cubs always pouncing on each other

* Ablaze is in charge

* Trickee is second in command

* Branch is the youngest

* If the play fighting gets bad Ablaze will pick on of them up by the scuff of the neck and separate them

* He has to do this to Branch a lot

* They all sleep curled up together

* They are rarely separated from each other

* They are covered in scars

* They basically have like a wolf pack dynamic

Oml

Valentine’s Day Text Series - Finish the Heart!

or

Everyone gets some love, except Lance lol

I’M A DAY LATE BUT HEY, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER YEAH??? (> 3<)’’’

Have I ever mentioned how much I love Lance and Keith’s love/hate relationship? because it gives me freaking LIFE lol