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Children’s book about H2ODelirious and Vanoss. ;3
OKAY BRO WE HAVE BEEF WE HAVE BEEF HERE FOR HOW LONG HAVE I OCCASIONALLY SEEN THE MERWAIN GIFSETS ON MY DASH JUST HERE AND THERE FOR HOW LONG HAVE I GONE "oh ok sure" AND JUST SCROLLED PAST. UNTIL THIS MOMENT WHEN STUDYING FOR MY MIDTERMS I SEE ONE AND SOMETHING IN MY HEAD CLICKS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE TOO MANY SHIPS ALREADY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ALso do you have any fic recs because I now have a mighty need damn how did I not see THAT before oh wow shoot not again they are too cute holy moly-
I laughed maniacally my whole way through reading this, I’m gonna be honest with you. WELCOME TO MERWAINE HELL. YOU’LL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CONTENT AND YOU’LL FOREVER BE GOING THROUGH THEIR TAG ON AO3 ONLY TO SEE THEM AS UNREQUITED, A BUILD UP TO THE ACTUAL FIC PAIRING, OR PART OF A KNIGHTS ORGY.
But I ABSOLUTELY DO have some fics to keep you going, at least for a little while. This is more or less my entire archive of Merlin/Gwaine fics, minus one that seems to have disappeared and a couple that had Merlin in other pairings as well. I didn’t put in the summaries because, I mean. There’s a shit load of them. The post would have gotten way too long. But, enjoy!
(I hope you see this, I’m fairly certain I was asleep when you sent it to me)
Basically everything in the Merlin section by Hope
A Little Help Here by clotpolesonly (it’s technically gen but still good)
Always Lived Like This by celeste9
The To Court A King’s Manservant series by KimliPan
These three works by fuzzytomato
Beneath the Milky Twilight by KimliPan
(Book)Lovers, friends don’t love me like you do and (Under)covers by sky_reid
Breathing Spell by eldee
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel by matchsticks_p
The Girdle!verse series by HalfFizzbin
These works by AkakoDukes
Friday Night with G. E. McGregor by marguerite_26
Gwaine (Or: Good In Everyone) by Jennistar
Honorable Intentions by smilebackwards
Interlocked by Tassos
Jinx and No Worthy Reason by enviropony
These works by slightlytookish
These three works by significantowl
Show and Tell by entanglednow
Slow Burn (Enough) by burnitbright
The Five Kingdoms by winterhill
The Magic of the Game by mollrach13
The Reckless Type by wangler
The Sorcerer’s Knight by Diana_Prallon
And because I can, a little self promo for my merwaine fics and @dementorsatemysoup‘s merwaine fics
These are just some snippets of my Ablaze and John Dory headcanons that are scattered around the Trolls Discord.
Ablaze despises BroZone and he doesn't even try to hide it. The second they're off the stage after their reunion show with BroZone at Vacay Island all happy pretenses are dropped.
John Dory, the overzealous and oblivious bastard that he is, comes up to Ablaze and claps him on the shoulder to compliment his performance but before he can even get a word out Ablaze snarls and shrugs him off with a harsh "Don't touch me."
JD only has time to look affronted and open his mouth to retort before Ablaze stalks off to go throw his arm over Branch's shoulders and ruffle his hair- which Branch will not let John do- with a bright smile and an "Amazing as always, B." on his tongue.
Thus began the rivalry.
Ablaze and John Dory fight a lot, obviously, even if it's in the most petty ways that can fly under the radar. Ablaze will hold the door for everyone but John Dory, John Dory will invite every other member of Kismet except Ablaze out with BroZone, etc. One day, after John Dory does something else stupid and petty like give only Ablaze "constructive criticism" on his performance Ablaze just leans in, looks John Dory dead in the eyes, and says "I will be there for him long after you're dead in the ground." and just walks away.
And just for fun take a little snippet that will be written into a Familiar and New chapter or maybe even it's own story somewhere down the line:
John Dory is still talking but Ablaze can't hear the vitriol spewing from his bastard mouth over the battle cry his heart was pounding in his ears. Who the hell did this troll think he was to barge into their space and attack one of their own? Branch's shoulders are rising up to meet his drooping ears and he has this haunted and scared look on his face that only feeds into the volcanic fury burning through Ablaze's veins.
"I don't even know why I try with you," John Dory hisses, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Branch makes this wounded noise deep in the back of his throat. Ablaze sees red. With an outraged snarl he lunges over the couch and tackles John Dory to the ground, uncaring of the startled cries that ring out around him. He reels his fist back and slams it into the bastard's face, relishing in the crack he feels beneath his knuckles. John Dory flails, unprepared, and Ablaze uses the opportunity to hit him again, and again, and again and a sick pleasure sparks in his gut at the sight of John Dory's face getting progressively bloodier.
Arms scramble for purchase on his shoulders, his vest, even tangling desperately into the hair at the nape of his neck but Ablaze fights against their hold and struggles to get a few more hits in. No one gets to talk to his band like that. He'll be damned if he sits back and lets John Dory open his vile mouth to say one more twisted criticism to his little brother. Branch was his.
"'Blaze!" Branch's panicked voice cuts through the rage and he finally lets the paws drag him away from John's trembling body with a low growl
pg.1/pg.2/pg.3
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
Omg plz continue this!!
This was hard to draw considering how much Ford trusts Dipper. The man who literally said “trust no one” finally opens up to someone he sees as a friend. Then this. This would hurt him so much.
In the Feral Branch AU, once Viva (also feral) is living back in the village with everyone, her and Branch force BroZone and Poppy to lay in a giant pile. In which the two lick them clean like a cat
Poppy and Clay are 100% used to it and jokingly whine about it. But John Dory LOVES it and tells Bruce and Floyd (who find it cute and amusing) that if they don't he's going to get them in the middle of the night and they need to support their brother and his girlfriend's sister
It becomes such a regular thing and eventually they find out that Kismet has been also doing it with him this whole time by Branch having glitter in his mouth from when he licked Boom.
Posting ZS here bc I'm not brave enough to do so in twt (x). I'll leave the song here. This is based off on Zoro & Sanji's relationship in askblog which both mine and my friend's have been on hiatus for way too much time lmao.
Anyway, here it is. I may share bits of these specific ZS' doodles in the future if anyone wants to ✨
even more critters: broz
I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Enjoy the stuff I do upload lol 21 years oldShe/TheyLesbian
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