How I think each MXTX protagonist would adapt to technology:
SQQ: we all know exactly how this man utilizes the internet. It got him killed and he is not the type to learn from his mistakes
Wei Wuxian: this man would go on a Wikipedia deep dive that surpasses the Mariana Trench in depth. Three weeks in he’s learning how to code his own ghost detecting app.
Xie Lian: It is easier to teach your grandmother how to order a pizza online than explain google to this man. He just looks so kindly confused the whole time. Secretly, he understands it perfectly and is just playing a funny joke on you. He enjoys watching sword videos and sending outdated memes to Hua Cheng.
As for the love interests:
LBH: He loves the recipes, and the ability to keep track of someone else’s phone at all times. However he will fry that laptop in an instant if he thinks his Shizun loves it more than spending time with him.
Lan Wangji: He uses it for three things in order of importance: cute rabbit pictures, guqin music he hasn’t heard, and porn
Hua Cheng: he would quickly become obsessed with taking the perfect selfie. Xie Lian finds the trash folder on his phone and falls in love with all the reject pictures. To his husband’s horror he makes a collage of them and sets them as his phone background.
“Shijie look we can do it too” *continues along with the most batshit confusing hand waving contest the Jin-Jiang family brunch has ever seen*
Secret handshakes = clapping games for boys
I feel I have cracked the code of existence
Can Wangji dance? If so, is he any good at it? Does he teach the bunnies synchronized choreo to surprise WWX? Love your art!
why is Wei wuxian a vocaloid
Zatsune Miku
Two Time AU continued: Shang Qinghua! Fun fact: Lichtenberg figure scars occur when people survive severe electrocution. Shitty hair dye occurs when college students make bad decisions. Shang Qinghua has both! (To part one of this AU)
It's a little crazy for me to think I haven't posted any mdzs stuff on here, considering that's all I used to draw on every other platform.
Lan Wangji: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Wei Ying! *Neither of them die* Wei Wuxian: … Lan Wangji: … Wei Wuxian: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Lan Wangji: No thank you.
the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
Hey dude this isn’t a problem at all this was acc the most fucking hilarious thing I’ve read all day and if this ends up on my ao3 in the future it’s your fault.
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