Okay But Imagine-

Mobei Jun and Shen Qingqiu pinching Shang Qinghua’s cheeks all the time, and Shang Qinghua thinking they just want to be Mean and Cruel and Unjust to their beloved wife because they obviously Hate Him, meanwhile they just find his chubby hamster cheeks adorable and want an excuse to play with them

they make me physically ill.

SQH and SQQ both have chronic cant stfu syndrome and so all their conversations tend to devolve into just shouting over each other increasingly frantically- so as a result, Mobei-Jun got a timer and has them sit across from each other, sets the timer, and had them each get like. 5 minutes to rant, then switches to the other person.

Wangbians <3

imagine shen qingqiu and shang qinghua getting sad about missing stuff from the modern world and mobei jun being like “i don’t know what a dorito is but i will find it and slay it to bring home for my wives at once”.

three days later

MBJ, with a monster head in his hands: as you requested, i have brought a dorito. SQQ: …. YOU ACTUALLY NAMED ONE OF YOUR FUCKING MONSTERS “DORITO”??? SQH: IDK MAN I DONT REMEMBER THIS SHIT I PROBABLY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THESE THINGS MBJ: is this not the right beast? i can go and- SQQ and SQH: nope no no more monsters we are good this is indeed a dorito MBJ: i see MBJ: good. MBJ: so how do we cook it to get it to become “cool ranch”. SQQ and SQH: …..

They send each other IMs during Peak Lord meetings and make each other giggle.

The other Peak Lords are very jealous SQQ is hiding a smile at something SQH said >_>

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SQH’s message reads: Bro why does QQQ’s makeup look like dat today lmao

They’re being MEAN !! (It’s just for jokesies)

Cumplane for a little art trade with @gludgenbell !!! This was very fun to do :>

new otp thing just dropped

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of one character marking another as theirs through clothing.

And im not talking about some dumbass oh here’s my sports jersey, no, fuck that.

I’m talking about Mobei Jun gifting Qinghua the Mobei clan crest on a necklace and dressing him in blue, even on An Ding peak

I’m talking about Shen Qingqiu (cannonically, look at the official art) painting Binghes demon mark on his own forehead for their wedding

I’m talking about Nie Huaisang walking around with a lotus hairpin and fan, wearing purple robes in his exact measurements when he visits lotus pier

I’m talking about Qi Rong with Tai Hua red and gold woven into his and Guzi’s everyday wear, with tigers embroidered even on their green robes and a stuffed tiger being Guzi’s absolute favorite to carry with him

In talking about loving someone so much you wear their ownership of your heart on your person for all to see, or gift them a physical symbol of how much you love them and how much you already see them as a part of your family - as a part of who you are.

Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.

THEY’RE MARRIED.