My Contribution To @sintracorp-zine 📦

Uglydolls confession: I don't think I'd care about the movie as much as I do if it didn't leave its lore so open-ended.

The questions this movie leaves unanswered all thanks to the curse of "a second director having to rewrite the script in only a fraction of the time due to copyright and deadlines" are very fun for me to answer. I love world building for stories, and the preset of such cute characters makes it all the more fun!

While I wish there was more official material for the fandom to dive into, it's rather a blessing that my imagination can continue to run wild for however long it takes. I'd give up the effort completely if that second movie ever got made, adding on to the lore in ways I can't work with, no doubt about it.

Where would I be without Uglydolls feeding my creativity... I guess return to writing my own stories about mythical creatures in a medieval setting and earning a lot of money of of them. Or planting flowers in my yard, it could go either way lmao

*guy who doesnt know anything learning about his first thing* wow this is just like nothing

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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hey, so thoughts on Bambi maybe?

THAT GUY PRACTICALLY LOBOTOMIZED HIMSELF TO THE POINT HE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE A THREAT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DAVE SEES IN HIM, HE'S PATHETIC...

i like planting exotic, non-native plants near the entrance to his barn and make them grow extra fast! it's really funny seeing him get angry about the sudden appearance of a baobab tree blocking his door!

> [ late day 17 ]

>[ (relly liky how dis turned outttt) ]

I don’t think people talk about this enough

Expunged from Dave and Bambi - Aluminum Foil Sculpture