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Don't forget about the Palestinians.

Don't forget about them now.

Don't forget about them tomorrow.

Don't forget about them in a week from now.

Don't forget about them in a month.

Don't forget them next year.

Don't forget them in 5 years.

When the history books start to update, don't let them put lies in there.

When documentaries come out, boycott the ones who call this a victory for Israel.

When books release talking about soldier's personal experiences with Palestine, remember the victims. Remember the truth.

Don't forget about what we've seen.

Don't forget about what we've heard.

Don't let them tell lies about Palestine.

Don't forget about the Palestinians when the world tries to make this go away.

Is she good or should I be shot dead in the middle of town square? (Warning. anime girl nudity and voting.)

Hi! Can you please analyze the combined classpect of Doctor of History (page+sylph) (space+light)? Tysm !! :D

YES I CAN B3(combined classpects by @superxstarzz!) (also the inverse of page of light would be thief of void, my normal noncompiled aspect lmfaoo)

---------------Doctor of History-------------

the doctor of history serves an aspect through making an aspect or makes an aspect though serving an aspect

yooo okay so sylph of space is Kanaya's classpect which is vv cool.

Doctors of History may be some pretty lonely people, likely self isolated. They prolly isolate themselves because they just don't entirely understand why others may not entirely enjoy being around them (which btw, there is nothing actually wrong with them, they are totally overthinking if they think there is any issues with them as a person.)

They likely spend a lot of time on their hobbies and perfecting what they already know, and will not hesitate to answer any questions that might come up especially when it comes to their hobbies and interests. They're likely very creative and prolly would enjoy stuff that requires a lot of thought, like art, philosophy, media analysis, and other things like that :3

Before they get into the game they'd prolly be really worried about they're friends and hang around others even though they might not be very social, and they'll try to figure out a much about the game before they get into it. When their team gets into their session They'll be a lot more talkative, mostly cause they'll actually know what their doing! (thank Gog someone does.) The Doctor of history prolly wont god tier, but they'll still be a major asset to their friends, helping others avoid getting into fights, pointing their team in the right direction, and likely be really important to making the new universe (cause the space aspect is important for frog breeding).

Their powers would consist of healing, literally being able to create light, and the ability to create objects! they may not have these abilities cause they neve god tier, but they can absolutely dominate in a battle, even without them.

weapons consist of heavier, close range weapons, mostly larger in size. javelins, hammers, axes, swords, chainsaws, anything like that!

Dunno if i like these :/

obviously most things on Alternia are designed in a particularly slimy, chitinous way that gives them a uniformly alien (is that oxymoronic?) look, but I’m wondering if it’s more than a little conspicuous that a troll’s recuperacoon is basically identical to their computer.

I’ve broken down the basics of Alternian computing before, but the fact that the pus used in their insectoid computers seems to be the same stuff they sleep in has never been able to properly explain itself. the official line is that “the relaxing ooze helps assuage the terrible visions of blood and carnage that plague the dark subconscious of [trollkind]”; but considering Alternia’s governing class seem to have a vested interest in giving their subjects nightmares, we have to assume there is some misdirection happening here.

what has freshly occurred to me is that Jade, ostensibly the human with the most troll-like lifestyle, has a computerised bed of her own… and indeed one intended to monitor and affect the way she dreams.

it was already in the back of my mind years ago, writing what probably turned out to be my first ever proper Homestuck analysis, that there were insidious undertones to the fact that Alternia’s green slime of patriarchy seeps into every crack, right down to the beds the empire’s children sleep in. in Dave’s words, “your grandpa was a sick fuck why would he build a voyeurbot for a little girl”: it probably goes without saying that the subjugglators are kind of sick fucks for building voyeur puppets for little children too! the puppet as a voyeurbot is a well established tool in Dave’s own guardian’s repertoire (…I’m just now realising Dave is secretly relating to Jade with that line), and it says a lot that Dirk’s ultimate voyeurbot (slash fondlebot) took on a form almost identical to that of Jade’s (with Equius even trying a little bit of lowblood-puppeting of his own using another robot of the same type).

it must also be remembered that sopor slime is drugs, drugs is candy, and candy only serves to hide the grisly truth from the partaker. perhaps rather than “assuaging” the horrors of the troll’s dark subconscious, being hooked up to the slime merely masks the true nature of what has been placed there…

this brings to mind Karkat’s strange moment of seemingly unfounded paranoia about the Viewer, accompanied, in fact, by his own spontaneous voyeuristic fantasies about a certain little girl. the takeaway here is of course that the darkness lurking in the troll subconscious is none other than the Viewer, which is obviously true; all trollkind are merely the pawns of Lord English, the ultimate Reader-Author of their reality. but possibly also implicit is that if the Viewer lurks in the subconscious of every troll, then every troll is, themselves, deep down, a Viewer. which is also literally true! as the trolls watching the humans’ game unfold from their meteor laboratory act as yet another of the comic’s many audience stand-ins.

or in Persona Alchemy terms… just as the author of Homestuck imbued every character with an aspect of himself, every single troll in Lord English’s domain contains a little bit of ‘Lord English-ness’. in essence making them their own voyeurs, in the same way Jade is both the voyeurbot and the little girl?

Prince of Light and a bit prince of stagnancy

Im redoing the post thingy about MY classpect so heres prince of stagnancy and also a bit about my normal classpect (you can skip this if you want cause this is me specific and ill be speaking about my experience as a prince.)

--- princes destroy an aspect through an aspect or by destroying an aspect---

okay so sorry it's been a hot second since ive really posted on here. im exhausted so we're doing a personal post!!! even though I doubt yall are too interested in it.

so if were going by the combined classpecting, Id say i destroy light through destroying void. (basically its like confusing people via giving them too much info ig???)

I often catch myself kinda ruining my future. or like I cant really imagine myself having a real future. (Light sometimes has to do with destiny.)

uhm I cant really stand being focused on, but I also cant really imagine not having any form of attention on me.

funny thing, in the classpect brochure thing, they use Bojack Horseman as an example of the prospit prince of light (thats what I am) which I find a bit funny, but yeah. It's kinda accurate. I basically do anything for some kinda attention ,just to do a bunch of things that only get people to not really like me, or make fun of me. I dont usually think things through, and when I do what may be better for me, it doesnt take very long for me to give that up to make myself feel better.

I often wear things that draw attention towards me, like my fox ears, and my tail, mini skirts, thigh highs, all that stuff. but i feel trapped when I do get the attention it makes me uncomfortable. I'll cut myself for attention, but get stressed out when my friends or family point it out.

As for my prospitian stuff, I have an idea of when I view as good. I dont know exactly if I fit that critearia, and what I view as good may not even be what's really good. I think im doing something right.

powers uh. honestly just the obvious, stealing someones luck, litteral use of light or maybe temporarilly blinding someone, and

my land would be somehting like LOMAI (land of mirrors and ink) i think. for other princes of light, id think something that makes you come face to face with youre aspect, or something where you think it's not there, but it constantly comes back and haunts you.

Strife specibus might be something that requires close combat. i think something sharp, like maybe a exacto knife or a box cutter lmao. maybe something stolen or "borrowed"

Not my usual type of content but I was baffled by the sheer stupidity so much I had to make a meme

This was made after a discord convo I had that I thought was funny xB

Last week I dropped the Ultimate Homestuck Recap that summarized the webcomic that once dominated the internet, particularly Tumblr.

Today I bring you what it was all for, a video essay called Homestuck Is Good, Actually.

If you were wondering, "Homestuck, really? In 2025?" The answer is yes. This isn't ironic. It's 100% sincere. I love Homestuck. And I think you should, too. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you about… Homestuck.

It's not perfect by any means though, and brace yourself for some hot takes. But if you'd check it out or show any friends that might be interested, I'd be very grateful.