Reddit Never Fails To Make Me Laugh

THIS TYPA LOVE IS A NEED LIKE DUEHSHDJDJDB

“YOU HAVE ME. UNTIL THE LAST STAR IN THE GALAXY DIES, YOU HAVE ME.”

August rain: the best of the summer gone, and the new fall not yet born. The odd uneven time.

-- Sylvia Plath

(Krakow, Poland)

I just clocked that tumblr’s like my digital diary

Literally SUCH A LIAR

"we believe in investing in our young drivers"

oh fuck off james vowles you pretentious prick

Great way to start a chapter NOT

my honest reaction when someone mentions that canucks season starts next week

The way the fucking book ends read it guys read “the fault in our stars” by John green please but anyways formal apology don’t know what was up with me in those last few posts kinda going through it I’m good tho I hope someone loves me like how Augustus waters loved Hazel grace Lancaster.

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

Real talk tho is James Vowles on something? It was bad enough saying Logan "had reached the limit of what he was able to achieve" but now he's gone around to say Mick is "good but not special?" Did someone club him over the head?