Violet: really bad at basic math (6+1=??), constantly interrupts people when they’re about to spill the tea, caused a questionable stain on the Tyrrendor Throne.
Xaden: unresolved mommy issues, really bad at 20 questions, stuck in his emo phase, has Endgame by Taylor Swift on repeat so much it seeps into his vocabulary, inappropriate use of the communal gym showers, self-sacrificial to a fault.
Dain: patchy beard, memory thief, used his nepo baby connections to get the wingleader position even though he sucks at it, has a low key crush on Xaden (the true enemies to lovers all along).
Jesinia: writes Xaden & Violet fanfiction with explicit scenes during work hours.
Andarna: forgets to take her melatonin and makes it everyones problem.
Tairn: major exasperated dad energy, v emotional and impulsive, unresolved trauma around Naolin, superiority complex when it comes to gryphons.
Sgael: Not that good at making choices.
Nolon: HIPAA violations for sure, was the true weakest link all along.
Caroline Ashton: dared to be in the book more than Garrick???? Literally wtf.
Brennan: Faked his own death yet chose the most obvious pseudonym ever, so deep in the closet he’s living in Narnia.
Mira: the abusive sibling (she was justified tbh), really bad at getting very obvious hints.
Daddy Sorrengail: literally doesn’t have a name? Speaks in code to his children for plot reasons only. Weak heart (sure buddy).
Rhiannon: Makes every other character look bad because she’s an actual angel.
Well guess what, I failed Mandarin :>
Was anyone gonna tell me that Feyre’s “the sun was shining when I left you” retort at the high lord’s meeting in acowar was a reference to Troy???? I love it sm though bc it
Parallels between Feyre and Helen’s ‘abductions’
Kind of implies that Feyre IS Helen of Troy or at least her character shares a few parallels with her
Helen of Troy is known as “The face that launched a thousand ships”
which calls out Tamlin’s alliance with Hybern and the whole drama he started about Rhys ‘stealing’ his fiancée
I can totally see it
I saw the meme template and I just went, yes
some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.
Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.
2000th listen of cardigan and @taylorswift i need to know how the fuck did you rhyme cardigan with car again because just how
SAME BESTIE SAME
Do y'all haters read acotar just for the sake of critisizing it? Cuz it pisses me off (cuz YES i do get defensive cuz i love them but i get ur freedom of expression stuff) but i get it cuz being judgemental is fun. i like it and I started this post as being sarcastic but now i find it funny. One thing, totally fine with critisizing characters, but its a direct insult to actual humans beings if you call them *dumb*, who, by the way, read sjm bc they like sjm and actually feel happy reading sjm and is certainly smarter than people who read sjm for the sake of hating sjm cuz why waste your time if you don't even like it? It's like wearing the color pink to tell people you hate pink like why do you even bother? also, riceman and feyrugs actually really creative, but my acotar loving side is screaming but all is well.
would love some responses, feel free to hate (since you probably hate for the sake of hating, no judgement even if you call be dumb cuz i am since im failing math) will respond when im bored and will try not to get defensive (but i will)
if i sound sarcastic or stuff, i swear im not but have fun hating cuz im also gonna have alotta fun answering
I OFFICIALLY HAVE A AO3 ACCOUNTTTTTTTTT
WHY AM I SO HAPPY WHEN AN ACCOUNT ISNT EVEN NECESSARY TO FOR ME READ ✨STUFF✨
THANK YOU finally someone reasonable. Do you know how hard it is to find something like this in the whole jkr discussion on tumblr?? Like 1) If you haven't done sufficient research DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT 2) Even if you did research shitting on people who support/don't support jkr is not right either- RESPECT PEOPLE RESPECT.
You don't agree with JKR's views...do you?
I’m indifferent on the subject, I don’t have strong views on things I have not researched. I’ve had conversations with wonderful people that describe themselves as trans & non binary, and they have been kind enough to share their experiences with me, and so have people that do not agree with gender theory. I don’t have enough information on gender dysphoria or gender theory as a whole to fight for the “war” on any side, really. But I do not enjoy anyones voice being shut or lives being destroyed either for identifying with being transgender or non binary or with challenging gender theory.
Jkr doesn’t seem to me as if she is set to destroy transgender people, but she has voiced her opinions on:
Being fired for practicing your disagreement with gender ideology.
The degrading of woman being raped in jail by men making a cynical use of gender theory to commit rape in female holding jails.
Both of those opinion do not seem aphorant to me at all, but I never bothered to look deeper into them to give them a seal of approval or disapproval.
In conclusion, it really goes as deep as me listening to both sides whom I’ve dug deeply enough to make sure they don’t threat any side & my standing of the almost universal right of free speech, and of course my personal view of respect.
"I’m sorry that you were not truly loved and that made you cruel. I’m sorry that no one saw how guilty you felt and only saw your guilt. I’m sorry that no one saw the pain you’re in but only saw the pain you caused. I’m sorry that no one realized that you hated yourself more than anyone ever hated you. And I’m sorry that I could not help you."
·𝓜𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶 · 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚢 𝗮𝗻𝗱 ᥴ᥆ᥒ𝗍ᥱm⍴ᥣᥲ𝗍іᥒg ᥣі𝖿ᥱ
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