Xk1llp0px - Salem

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

My most joyless, pedantic, Niel DeGrasse Tyson ass take is that I find the "Biblically Accurate Angel" meme annoying. I cannot see that joke without going "UHM ACTUALLY-"

Real

#ar

this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

FUCK you. * ghoulifies your Papa *

Yes!!! This!!!! They put any toxic couple to shame!!!! So bad for each other it just works, but it makes so much sense that it does!!! Ty for the beautiful essay on my vision 🥲🙏

Can we start pairing micah and bill together they're made for each other. A disgusting man and his equally as disgusting partner.

First Felon is kidnapping and trafficking.

#LanguageMatters ✨️racism✨️💫

it will never not be funny how speedwagon is described as having "fallen in love" with jonathan('s gentlemanly personality) in his ASBR character bio and it's never mentioned again

Good Omens x Barbie

(actually it’s canon …)