The Dilf Himself...

I think there needs to be more Swissrora content

it will never not be funny how speedwagon is described as having "fallen in love" with jonathan('s gentlemanly personality) in his ASBR character bio and it's never mentioned again

alone on a friday night?

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The punk and the soft

Requested by @thelittlelionboy

honestly just play with your penis until you die

I'm sorry but copia for sure uses fleshlights, he just seems like he would. He is probably bad dragons #1 customer. You can't tell me this man doesn't whine and whimper and beg whenever a ghoulette or sister rides him to poundtown. Send tweet

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There is one particular ship dynamic that never fails to wreck me, and I’ll call it Soulmates, But Not Like That. Not in a “some higher power has decided that we are destined to be together” way, but something that is almost the opposite of that. It’s that character who has been alone for a long time, and has maybe convinced themselves that they will be alone forever, and who has a lot of barriers to intimacy with most of the people around them, for whatever the relevant narrative reasons are. And then they just happen to cross paths with this ONE FUCKING PERSON who works for them, through some very specific combination of personality and circumstance and life experience and mutually compatible damage. And there is always the shock of what are the fucking odds, and underneath everything the terror of what if this doesn’t last. what if there’s no one else. I would just go back to being alone. I don’t know if I could do that after knowing this. Because when you finally let down that wall of emotional self-sufficiency the thought of having to put it back up again is painful. And in real life I don’t at all believe that there is only One Designated Person for anyone, but in fiction I do tend to gravitate toward characters who believe themselves to be The Only One in some way, and I will always be emotionally compromised by that dawning sense of oh. You are like me.

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t