But Would She⁉️

@punchworm I know how you feel… :c

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

I love lying to kids. It's so fun. My coworker's daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like "... no you don't" and it was the cutest thing.

The last time I saw her I told her I was a "half-magician" that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can't make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best

Finally, Animal Crossing Pocket Camp natural villagers 🍃🍂

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Art by Davood Moghaddami

“Okay so when you said D.B. Cooper exists in Eberron, does that mean that there’s an Eberron equivalent of D.B. Cooper or that D.B. Cooper got isekai’d to Eberron?”

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i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right