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Hairdryer with Rosaria

For the 300 event:

Summary: Rosaria as your big sister, pure fluff, light angst.

TW: none, enjoy!

7:53 p.m. a Friday evening

A friday night, that left you exhausted deep down to your bones. Work could have been busy that day, with your boss nagging over your poor work performance, or you faced shitty customers who left you raging and seething, while you had to deal with them nicely.

Or maybe it was because of school, where you had so much to do. Maybe homework was piling up, maybe your teacher was a complete jerk today, or you had a fight with your friend.

Or maybe your boyfriend/ girlfriend was a jerk, who left you upset, unsure, unhappy. It could be an unpleasant fight. It could be how you feel that they don’t make you uncomfortable. Or they said something hurtful and you’re hurt.

Whatever it was, you were left exhausted. All your thoughts were focused on just getting home and laying on your bed, wanting sleep to claim you into the darkness, away from this tiring day.

As you make your way up to the path leading to your house with your sister, Rosaria, you were surprised to see that the lights were on. Rosaria was one who was frequently out at night, rarely at home by the time you were home.

“Where are my keys, where are my keys…” you mumbled as you rummaged through your bag, searching for your keys.

*Creak* The door opens, revealing the shape of your older sister, Rosaria. With a wave of her hand, she beckons you in, welcoming you home.

“Have you eaten?” she asks. You nod wordlessly, immediately walking into your room and plopping on your bed.

Laying on bed often leaves your thoughts free to wander, and so your thoughts wander, wondering about your troubles earlier during the day, about how you felt so helpless in the face of it, how you felt as if the world was just so painful, and how you just wanted to sleep it off.

That is, until you felt someone pulling you off your bed.

“Sis- I mean, Rosaria, could you stop pulling me? Wait, why are you even pulling me? Let me go! The friction is painful- Gah!”

She had unceremoniously dropped you onto the floor after dragging your butt (literally) on the floor.

“If you want to go and sleep, at least take a proper shower before you do. Your bedsheets will stink, and I will have to deal with it. What a drag.”

Grumbling, you thank her for passing you your towel, made your way back to your room to grab some clothes, then went to the shower.

*Timeskip brought to you by J playing careless whisper*

Ahhh, that shower hit all the right spots! Just need to go dry my hair, and-

“Y/n. Come.”

Your sister was holding a hairdryer. In your room. With the hairdryer plug connected.

“Sis, I don’t think you have to, I’m old enough-”

Rosaria uses her death glare. (It’s super effective! -J)

You immediately just sit in front of her. Your sister could be very scary when triggered.

The hair dryer buzzes, but you relax, knowing that your sister was just trying to show her care for you.

Her rough yet long fingers thread through your hair, unknotting your hair and smoothing it out. Her other hand angles the hairdryer such that it hits your hair evenly, so that you don’t feel uncomfortable by the heat radiating from the hairdryer.

You stare at your reflection in the mirror in front of you. When was the last time that Rosaria had blown your hair? The last time was probably when you two were younger, back when mum and dad were alive. Ever since then, Rosaria had worked hard to raise the both of you, since all you two had were each other and some inheritance from your parents.

You had grown taller. Your face was now mature, having lost the baby fat you once had during your childhood days. Rosaria’s face now permanently had eyebags as well. And her hair… Well, she had cut it to sell her hair when she was younger. Nowadays she maintains it in a shorter hairstyle, citing that it was “easier to maintain”, in her own words.

As Rosaria continued to dry your hair with an uncharacteristic soft look on her face, you closed your eyes, allowing yourself to enjoy your sister’s gentle touch.

Things weren’t the best, but you had your sister Rosaria, and she had you. And you like to think that it was enough, at least for now. And that was okay.

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hihi! I was wondering if I could request drabble prompt 99 for Keqing please? Thank you so much c:

pairing: keqing x gn!reader

prompt: "dont look at me like that"

tags: modern au, office au

ah. she’s blushing.

the pretty pink that paints her cheeks are all that you can think of as you continue to stare unabashedly, leaving the work before you untouched despite the echoing clicks of tongues as your colleagues shake their head, sounding their disapproval.

your infatuation with keqing is well known in the office and it’s as clear as day to everyone except the purple-haired girl herself.

you wonder what could it be that your supervisor, beidou, is saying to her to make her blush like that. perhaps she’s brought up an old memory or a minor flaw in the otherwise perfect report keqing submitted. you wouldn’t know. you’re not only too far away to hear, you weren’t even close enough as a friend to either woman to be privy to such conversations.

yet you find your eyes widening as your mouth forms an ‘o’ in surprise as keqing starts striding in your direction. her fingers clenched tightly around a can of coffee that just so happens to be your favourite.

“here, this is for you,” keqing states bluntly as she holds out the can to you.

your mouth remains agape but no response forms in your mouth,

“h-hey, don’t look at me like that, will you?!” her voice spikes sharply as she presses the can against your cheek. the sudden coolness of metal evoking an involuntary shudder down your spine.

“thank you?” you manage to say, your words coming out more like a query. you accept the can with both hands as politely as you can, lowering your head slightly. it feels like fireworks are going off in your gut and the rapid thudding of your heartbeat in your ears were the sounds of pretty colours lighting up the sky.

you barely hear the giggles from your coworker in the cubicle beside you as keqing smiles at you. a small smile that’s more of a mere quirk at the ends of her lips.

perhaps your answering grin was too eager for keqing’s taste because as soon as you do, she’s scurrying away, pigtails swaying.

Tw:/// (not proofread)

Ganyu's habit of sleeping was far from ordinary human norms, she has a habit of taking afternoon naps and an accurate internal clock, every lunch time people seemed to find Ganyu missing.

But Ganyu will simply find a nice spot to rest on and will simply curl up into a ball and take a peaceful nap.

Ganyu was startled awake as her head was bumped on to the haystack, her eyes look upon her surroundings seeing as she was brought upon in Dihua Marsh. Shaking her head in a daze.

Standing up from the wagon as she pat her clothes to clean up the remaining hay stuck on her clothing, as she breathe out a sigh. A wooden stick was broken as your foot step on it, immediately alerting Ganyu of your presence. Her hands quick at taking out her bow as she pointed it towards your direction.

You laugh nervously as you look at her, your hands raising up as a sign of surrender. "Pardon me, but who might you be? Judging from your clothes your definitely part of the fatui." Her voice was stern and questioning as she looks at you with an inquisitive gaze.

"I definitely assure you that I'm not part of those fatui scum, but to see Ms. Ganyu pointing a harmful weapon to an innocent civilian will definitely turn heads if people from Liyue knew about this but of course I'll keep my mouth shut for I am gracious."

"I am sorry for the misunderstanding, but may I ask for your name?"

"You can call me (y/n), Ms. Ganyu."

Ganyu can't seem to forget about the encounter, her face flush red from her mistake. Ganyu definitely doesn't want to see you again.

And yet, you were always there everytime she went to Dihua Marsh to get a fresh air, look and sing upon glaze lilies, or even her afternoon naps. Ganyu had also thought of the possibility of you following her and had ask you about it and was answered by a laugh instead.

And a year passed as the both of you kept on meeting each other in Dihua Marsh, her suspicions of you decreasing day by day as you guys shared deep and meaningful talks, your relationship deepening by the end of each day as Ganyu grows to trust you more that she even confided her worries unto you.

"If you like I can cook for you everyday Ganyu."

Ganyu looks at you shockingly as she looks down on her lap as she played with her fingers absentmindedly, her heart was racing as her cheeks flush with a light pink. "You don't have to go through all that trouble."

"But I want to, I want to take care of you after all."

You stayed true to your word, visiting Ganyu everyday at her workplace and giving her a fresh set of cooked vegetables neatly place in a bento box.

Ganyu hates and loves your straight forward personality, seeing how flustered she becomes everytime you casually say something intimate or affectionate without being ashame gets her heart racing and butterflies fluttering inside of her stomach.

The moon was a warm milky glow in the sky, as if the sight of it could become a song in the eyes of anyone willing to raise their head upward. Ganyu was seated on the green pastures, as you tuck a freshly plucked glaze lily on Ganyu's ear. Her eyes snapping forward as she looks at you with wide eyes.

Her fingers curiously touch the flower that was placed on her ear, your hand was then place upon her cheeks bringing her close to you. Your lips placing a quick peck on both of her horns as an embarrassed squeak left her mouth.

"My horns are sensitive!"

You laugh as Ganyu covered her horns with embarrassment, your soft hands pulling her closer as you passionately kiss her on the lips.

"I love you." You muttered while your lips stayed close to hers.

Her pale slender fingers took hold of yours that was on her flush cheeks, "I love you too."

The moon happily embraced the sun's radiance as they watch upon the two lovers.

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Heyo! I'd love to see A, C, E, and Q for Jean, if that's alright! Thanks!

I'm changing up my setup a bit-

Also its 1 am and movitation just struck me out of nowhere-

Fluff Alphabet: A C E Q

Characters;Jean

Icon credit:Leheia

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A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

It's pretty rare for Jean to get a moment away from work. Something somehow always keeps her busy. So whenever she does get the chance to get away from her duties as acting grand master she spends that time with her partner

She's pretty much open to do any activities her partner suggests, but her favorite is sharing tales of the legendary heroes of the past. Her favorite of course being Vanessa and she often can go off in a tangent about her the great hero's achievements and such

Another favorite of hers is picking flowers with her s/o. Enjoying the nice breeze while gently plucking some dandelions and feeling comfort in each others presence. She cherishes each moment and it's her motivation to finish her work to be able to relive it again.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Jean has a very comforting aura to her and it doesn't take long until you start to feel better.

She's incredibly patient with her partner waiting for them to release all there emotions before attempting to soothe them. If needed Jean would even take care of the tasks they need done allowing her partner to no longer stress of it

She herself has gone some panic attacks on rare occasions and understands the importance of reassurance and showing lots of care towards her partner

She often reminds them of the bright side of things with promises of things getting better. Accompanied by a loving hug from your girlfriend

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

You both are equal. Jean prefers if her status as acting grand master doesn't hinder the relationship in anyway.

You both agree on everything and if you don't, you have a discussion on it until you both draw a conclusion or agree to disagree

Although there are times where Jean puts her own necessities second to be sure her partner is always happy. So be sure to remind her that she shouldn't be overlooking her health

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

She's a healer! If you get injured you have your loving girlfriend there to help you feel better!

Jean is always incredibly attentive to small details such as your reactions towards things. You seemed to take an interest towards a certain type of flower, she's gonna remember it for the future

Pretty random but she has a lot of coffee at her disposal. If your feeling tired but need to keep yourself awake, Jean will brew you a nice warm cup of coffee.

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genshin characters at a basketball game !

( please reblog ! it helps a lot :> )

says 'this one's for you!' when shooting and... ;

misses – CHILDE, ITTO, hu tao, venti.

actually succeeds ; BEIDOU, sara, kaeya, gorou

lifts up their shirt to wipe their face so it exposes their torso, and when they catch you staring they... ;

wink – KAZUHA, KAEYA, childe, LISA, xingqiu, ningguang, YAE MIKO

blush – barbara, SUCROSE, GANYU, keqing, mona, AYAKA

got hit on the head with the ball because... ;

they were waving and smiling at you in the crowd – AMBER, noelle, razor, YOIMIYA, VENTI, ITTO

they annoyed the other team – KAEYA, yanfei (she just read out liyue law while trying to steal the ball), ei (she scored frequently), ZHONGLI (kept talking abt osmanthus wine)

isn't playing because they... ;

got banned after the last game – DILUC, rosaria, kokomi, sayu

don't want to – diluc (he says that after he gets banned), fischl (basketball is too lowly for a princess), CHONGYUN (he gets too heated!), BENNETT (was worried his bad luck would affect the team)

are the half-time entertainers – XINYAN, YUN JIN

doesn't say anything but looks hot while playing – XIAO, EULA, SHENHE, DAINSLEIF, ALBEDO

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Genshin Impact| Inazuma Women + Cuddling Headcannons

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I did promise soft fluff so I'm finally doing it 😌

It's been a while since I wrote something cute so take this as my apology for making you sad.

I totally didn't forget how to write cute staff and run out of ideas after the second character-

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• Ayaka •

Poor bby is really flustered.

She's new to this whole physical touch thing so she's probably really stiff too.

She does enjoy your cuddling sessions though :)

There's no way she'd ask you to cuddle first ( not in the beginning of your relationship at least ) so you'll have to ask her instead.

She smells like sakura blossoms and jasmine, you can't convince me otherwise.

Doesn't have a preferred position, though she does like it when you play with her hair.

She usually rumbles about her day while you read a book or drink tea.

She also loves to hear you talk while she holds you.

Has 100% fallen asleep during a cuddle session before but is always embarrassed whenever it's brought up.

Thoma uses that on his advantage, that little shit.

You assured her that it's fine because queen deserves some rest.

Her Cryo vision does tend to make things complicated though.

Unless you have a Pyro vision your cuddle sessions will be limited to summer only.

Since Baal is throwing a temper tantrum I'm assuming the weather isn't nice during summer either, poor you.

Unless you want to freeze to death of course :)

Also since she's like rich or something, I'm sure her bed is very comfy, honestly best place to cuddle.

I like to think that she loves cuddling outdoors too.

Maybe under a sakura tree or in a river bank.

I think that your cuddling sessions become her favorite time if the day after a while.

• Yoimiya •

Yoimiya is the total opposite of Ayaka.

She absolutely loves cuddling but she's not sure if you do so she probably wouldn't bring it up first.

After she made sure that you're fine with it she asks you for cuddles three times a day at least.

She smells good but most of the time due to her job you'd have to put up with the smell of gunpowder and such.

Much like Ayaka she doesn't have a preference when it comes to positions.

She just wants to be able to look into your eyes.

You're the one mostly doing the talking surprisingly. She just likes to look at you and admire your features.

If you want to start a conversation she will participate though.

Yoimiya has come up to you a dozen times to ask for cuddles while being dirty because of the inevitable explosions during her work.

You just look at her and sigh softly, tugging her hand and leading her to the bathroom.

You love her but there's no way you'll cuddle with her when she's like that.

Again much like Ayaka her vision will get in the way of your cuddling unless you're a Cryo vision holder.

At least you'll be able to cuddle with her more of often with the excuse of the poor weather.

She loves cuddling you to worm you up especially if you get cold easily

I can imagine you cuddling Yoimiya after a hard day of work, when she's feeling stressed.

She also really likes back rubs while her head is tucked on your neck :)

Cuddles are an absolute must after any of your dates.

She says date that night isn't over without some cudfles first.

• Kokomi •

Pretty fish lady :)

Honestly I think she loves the idea of cuddling but isn't as experienced.

She also probably doesn't have much time for cuddles either.

She's the leader of a resistance after all.

Has no problem with asking for cuddles and is likely the one that brought it up first.

Smells the best out of everyone here in my humble opinion.

Her hair looks really silky and soft as well :)

She doesn't mind the position you guys are in but her favourite place to be is in your arms.

She feels safe and secure, probably the only time in the day when she can relax.

If you place soft kisses on her head, face or neck while holding her she'll ascend to Celestia.

You both talk about various different topics and things. She likes to keep the conversation going, mostly to keep her thoughts in the present, away from the million things she has to do later.

The best thing you can do when you notice that she's feeling down is give her a massage.

Honestly her back must be so stiff after carrying the resistance on her back, so please help her out and you'll get lots of kisses later ;)

I think her Hydro vision is affecting her body temperature too so she's the same as Ayaka unfortunately.

Her fish become a part of your cuddling sessions if you don't mind :)

They're just really cute and Kokomi loves seeing you play with them while she tells you about the plans for the day in the early morning.

• Sara •

Sara is very awkward to say at least.

She's so tense whenever you're cuddling :(

You feel like you're cuddling a log most of the time.

She's probably training or planing strategies for upcoming battles so she won't have much time to cuddle during the day.

Will never ask you for cuddles but will cuddle if you want to.

I don't think Sara smells like anything in particular, probably just the clothing wash that she uses for her uniform, and even that has a very natural scent.

After all the training when she's all sweaty she will refuse to cuddle with you before she's taken a shower.

She likes every position that you like.

No matter what your favorite position is she'll be down for it.

While cuddling, you mostly ask her about different topics, other than her job or the military, in hopes of her relaxing and lowering her guard down for a bit.

She'll ask you about your plans too and she's always excited to hear about your adventures.

Her Electro vision will get in the way if it's really hot, but that almost never happens so you'll be able to cuddle with her during the entirety of the year :)

As time goes on Sara trusts you more and feels herself feel at ease whenever she's around you.

She'll eventually warm up to the idea of cuddling and she secretly loves it.

On some rare occasions she'll release her beautiful Tengu wings and envelope you in a big hug.

Even though it doesn't happen that often it's her favorite thing in the whole world. She feels like she can protect you from all harm when you're in her arms like that

You love it too and you made sure that she knows it.

● Yae ●

Yae loves affection in general so cuddling isn't an exception.

I think that she'd be the only one to leave her work just to cuddle with you.

She's the head priestess so she can ask the shrine maidens to handle her work for a few minutes.

Will absolutely ask for cuddles whenever she needs them and will become all whiny if you don't comply to her needs.

She has lived for many years so she's most likely an experienced cuddler.

Smells like herbs and sakura petals.

Soft fluffy hair go brrr.

She has fox ears ( and a big fluffy tail cuz I said so ) so she's the best to cuddle with.

Her favorite position is laying on your chest with her arms wrapped around your torso.

Pls pet her ears while you're cuddling cuz she loves that.

I feel like when you're cuddling during the day you will most likely have light hearted conversations but when you're cuddling during the night she'll softly sing a song in order to get you to sleep.

You always have a cup of tea before or after your cuddle sessions.

Again her Electro vision won't be a problem especially since it must be especially windy up in the Narukami Shrine.

Imagine Yae feeling so relaxed during your cuddles, half asleep, that she actually purrs.

You'd immediately coo at her and squeeze her closer to your body cuz that was just so adorable.

She'll refuse it ever happened and would be embarrassed for some reason.

Might actually let you cuddle with her while she's on her fox form when she trusts you enough.

● Ei ●

■ SPOILERS FOR INAZUMA 2.1 ARCHON QUESTS AHEAD ■

She likes cuddles but is too shy to ask :(

Many cuddling sessions while she meditates.

Kind of unresponsive when you're cuddling. She just doesn't know how to act or what to do.

Most likely scared that she'll do something wrong.

You'll have to be the one to ask for cuddles at first but give her a while and she'll gain confidence, finally opening up and demanding some cuddles.

She smells like sweets obviously.

I'm not even joking btw

With the sheer amount of candy she must consume every day she started to permanently smell like them too.

Makes cuddling with her even better.

Loves being the little spoon :)

She feels her worries go away when she's in your arms, that's why she needs you to cuddle her whenever she's feeling down.

Dead silent most of the time. If you want to talk she has no problem at all, she can listen to you talk for hours and wants to make sure you know that. She'll just add a few comments here and there.

When she does want to talk it's mostly about things that she likes.

Her gnosis won't affect anything unless she wants it too.

Are you cold? No problem she'll just use the Electro energy in her body to warm you up.

She's absolutely set on cuddling at least once a week.

I'm pretty confident that she'd have a whole cuddling schedule because it is that important to her.

Gets all pouty and moody if you miss a cuddling session for whatever reason.

You'll have to buy tons of sweets to make it up to her.

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Dates with Genshin Females Vol.1

Summary: Select a genshin lady and let them take you on a romantic rendez-vous!

Characters: Keqing, Ganyu, Eula.

A/N: Just some cute fluffs to balance out the awfulness of my recent fics haha. There would probably be multiple parts, men and women both.

Coming up next: Hutao, Jean, Rosaria

Content warning: Sfw, fluff, gender neutral reader

Keqing

Shopping dates!! Expect to be hopping around in shops of all kinds for the entire time.

Of course, it would have to be pre-scheduled, maybe days prior as the Yuheng always puts work before her own personal relationships.

Contrary to common belief, Keqing loves getting lunch to go, from the little restaurants instead of the two sophisticated ones.

“When was the last time liuli pavilion changed their menu? Few months ago if my memory serves. I usually only go for business deals over lunch. If you want to actually eat, the food stalls offer so much more.”

Keqing Would focus on efficiency even on dates (such as the shortest route to a porcelain shop), then apologize when she realizes that she is being too much.

The two of you can also go stargazing in mount tianheng, where she would be happy to flex her knowledge on constellations of Teyvat.

Just remember to bring your weapons for any potential monsters!

Ganyu

Hope you like hiking and nature, because the half adepti is taking you to Jueyun Karst!

Don’t act surprised when she nibbles on the nearest berry or qingxing when you two are going up a moutain.

“Would you like a taste? I know this is not a well-known snack but...it is my favorite.”

If you like to listen to stories, you are in luck. As long as you bring some interesting gifts to her adoptive mother (cloud retainer), those adepti wouldn’t mind sharing a thing or two with you. To show their gratitude for you making Ganyu happy they might give you something too!

Or, on occasion, she would take you to her abode in Liyue harbor and you two can read books together.

Meals for Ganyu would always have to be vegan, although she would be fine with you having vegetarian meals on the side.

Let her lean on your shoulders during afternoon dozes.

Eula

Picnic dates in the wild with Eula! Where there is no one around, to judge her because of her origin. Stormbearer mountains, cape oath, or starfell lake, whichever you prefer.

She would bake some pastries everytime , and would be anxious about your comments.

“Slow down please, there is nobody around to steal the cakes. Plus, I can always make more for next time. But anyway, I’m glad you are fond of them.”

One of the rare occasions Eula would let her down her defenses and allow herself to soften.

If you use a melee weapon, such as a sword, expect Eula to ask you to spar. To her, training with her s/o is a bonding activity she enjoys quite a bit.

If you want to see her dance, Eula is happy to perform just for you!

Dating her comes with its drawbacks, such as whispers from those tongue wagging people of mondsadt. If some adventurer dares to be impolite to her even when Eula is in the wild minding her own business, you should be prepared to roast them harshly.

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—# 🍨 CUDDLING WITH HER

A/N; Dni if you aren’t wlw or nblw

#BAAL;

Didn’t intend to cuddle with you. But you were too warm to resists. So she layed in bed besides you, and pressed her head against your breasts and fell asleep. You were too perfect.

#EULA;

Sleeping on her breasts were like a dream come true. It was just amazing and something you could enjoy for a life time. Besides watching her get red since you were comfortable was cute and funny.

#YOIMIYA;

Holding each other while you both slept in a field of grass was something so loving. Just holding her in your arms was so nice along with the nice wind brushing your skin.

#YAE;

Would have you sleep on her breasts while she plays with the strands of your hair and tucks every last one behind your ear. Besides you were adorable, when you slept in her arms.