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•Riddle Rosehearts

-must protecc and must give all tarts

-OI TREY WHERE MAH TATS AT?!

*offu withyo heado intensifies*

-*Dire Crowley appears out of nowhere*

no one:

absolutely no one:

Riddle: HAH! Step aside peasants, let me show all of you people with only 1 brain cell how it's done.

•Trey Clover

-cooking mama who?

-eVen bEtTeR THaN maMa (daddy)

-mu st b e go od ex am ple t o ch il dr en

•Cater Diamond

-Kylie Jenner of Magicam💋

-sHinE bRigHt lyKe a DiAmoNd BIT- *slapped by Mama Trey*

-*uses unique magic*

“Hi MC! Could you help me paint the roses?

“Hiya MC lookin beautiful today!”

“Let's take a selfie MC!”

“MC! LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND FU—”

*slapped by Mama Trey 2x*

•Deuce Spade

-#STOPDEUCEABUSESQUAD

Deuce: “um...w-what??”

Fans: “It's for your own good Deuce” *showers him in love and affection*

Deuce: “uhh...thanks I guess?”

-*delinquent side activated*

OI YOU WANNA FIGHT HUH?! WELL THE SUCK MAH DI—*slapped by Mama Trey 3x*

•Ace Trappola

-Call me an elevator cuz I let people down. 🤡

-You don't know who the "Great Seven" are? HAH! You must be a pathetic little sh—*slapped by Mama Trey 4x*

Trey: “sigh....when will they learn?”

- *shares one brain cell Deuce*

Cater: 2 BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB! NO FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE GAYY

Ace and Deuce: What did ya say?!┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Well that's it, I had to write this again...

Anyways hope ya'll enjoyed. YERT

Happy Birthday to our Sunshine Dorm Leader of Scarabia Kalim! ye rT

Insufferable

Art credit: hanada_09

“Leona-san, are you really not gonna attend [Name]’s wedding?”

Somehow, the question managed to drive the knife in the lion’s chest deeper than he expected. It wasn’t because of the silent expectation in Ruggie's tone, or the fact that he might disappoint you for his absence. For all he knew, you might’ve invited him out of politeness.

As much as he wanted to believe that you did it because you wanted to shove your marriage in his face, he couldn’t. Because he knew you weren’t petty. And because he knew that you considered him as your precious friend, despite his less than pleasant treatment towards you.

A friend. Not the husband he should’ve been, or the ex he could’ve been. Just a friend, because he purposefully trapped himself in that title to avoid further pain.

Because he couldn’t accept the fact that someone had truly loved him for who he was, regardless of his position as the second prince.

Clicking his tongue exasperatingly, Leona rolled to his side. “Of course not. How many times are you gonna ask me that? Should I plaster it on your forehead instead so you’ll remember?”

“Geez, it’s not like that, Leona-san.” Ruggie huffed. “You know that she’s expecting you to come, right?”

“Well, I still don’t want to come.” the lion grumbled stubbornly.

Rubbing his forehead in frustration, Ruggie finally exhaled a resigned sigh. “Fine, then. Whatever you say…”

The door clicked shut, and for a moment, a thick silence permeated the room. Peeking out from his pillow, Leona slowly grabbed the black and pink invitation from the table and reread it for the umpteenth time.

Lilia Vanrouge and [Name] Vanrouge.

Tch, that Draconia’s mother hen finally got married, huh? Leona frowned as he unconsciously gripped the paper, leaving a crumpled mess in his palm.

“You’re annoying me. Go away.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do than disturbing people’s sleep?”

“I don’t need your useless worry. So what if I failed a class? It doesn’t concern you, anyway.”

Sighing, he put the invitation back to its place and closed his eyes. If only he could rewind the time… if only he didn’t say it…

“Is that it? Is that why you’ve been bothering me lately? Because you ‘like’ me?” Leona smirked, eyeing your bashful expression. “Heh, can’t say that I’m surprised, though. But I can’t be bothered to humor other people’s silly crush, so, no. I won’t be your boyfriend or whatever.”

Shock and hurt flashed in your eyes before you looked down disappointedly. “Yeah, I know you’d rejected me. But at least… at least give me a chance, will you? I promise this’ll be worth it.”

“That’s what they say before they break up.” Leona’s pessimistic murmur poured more salt to the wound. “In the end, they regret their decision.”

... Would you still want to date him? Would you marry him instead?

“I see…” you whispered dejectedly. “Well, I hope you find someone who’s worthy of your time, then.”

Leona wouldn’t say that he didn’t sense your sadness, but he chose to ignore it instead.

Had he looked up, though, he’d definitely see the tears that glistened your tender eyes.

Had he looked up, though, he’d definitely see the dirty glance Lilia sent to him when he spotted you running from his usual napping spot.

But, as always, Leona couldn’t be bothered to notice those ‘silly’ things.

“Ah, damn it. Just go to sleep already.” he huffed to himself once ten minutes had passed without him being unable to fall as quickly as he used to. He couldn’t even close his eyes without imagining your beaming face, clad in a pure white dress that illuminated your tearful eyes and a bouquet in your dainty hands.

Blissful tears, not the hurt tears he’d caused you that time.

And then, you’d clasp Lilia's hands – not Leona’s – and utter the vow that would bind your lives forever.

You and Lilia. Not you and Leona.

I’m really insufferable, aren’t I? The lion sighed to himself before drifting into a fitful sleep.

Twisted Wonderland

Prologue 1 in a nutshell

MC: Where hell am I–why the hell am I in a coffin?! Am I finally gonna see Satan-senpai?

Meanwhile...

Devil kitty: BURN BISHES BURN! OI hooman! Give me yo clothes or you gone get barbecued!

MC: OH HELL NAH I AIN'T GETTIN KILLED BY A RACCOON DOG *runs*

*At hell the library*

Devil Kitty: Haha! U can't run from me now hooman!

Birb dad: WHIP OF LUS-er LOVE! (kInky😏)

Birb dad: U hooman, must go meet smexy bois er get sorted into a dorm.

*at Mirror Hall*

Red Ciel: break the rules or it's [OFFU WITHYO HEADDO!!!]

Kinky Takoyaki: I will support u pOor unFortunaTe soUls, cuz u all don't have any brain cells.

Smexy Scar: *yawn*

Crusty lil queen: where the hell is daddy

-er the Headmaster?

Geeky shy boi: he probs took a shi-

Birb dad: I'M BACK BITCHES. Now u go to the Magic Mirror and get sorted.

mAgiC MirrOr: sLytTerhIn -er this person has no magic nor soul, so they have no dorm.

Devil kitty: How bout u make me a Mage instead of that hoebag! Besides I can make great barbecue WAH!

*barbecues the Mirror Hall*

Moody Rich boi: OI BITCHES MAH ASS. IZ ON FIRE!!!

Kinky Takoyaki: Ok kitten is getting a lil naughty~(😏) this call's for sum discipline. Wat do u say Rideru-san?

Red Ciel: Ugh fine! Let's go fight some pus-er Cat.

That's all hoebags, hope u enjoy. YERT

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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Reblog if you want your followers to send you a Kiss/Marry/Kill ask with three Twisted Wonderland characters

Hey Glitch! @delusional-obsessions wanna do this someday?

💖Oc Interaction Ask Game💖

😭💢Bad Vibes Ver.💢😭

Rules: Tag friends or mutuals you think would wanna do the ask game with their ocs, this game can apply to any fandom!

no more positive vibes its time to fight 🔫

Your!oc: Name of the mun's oc

My!oc: Name of the oc of the person sending the ask

What would (My!oc) have to do to be disliked by (Your!oc)?

What would (My!oc) have to do to end up in (Your!oc) hit list?

What does (Your!oc) find unlikable in (My!oc) in general?

What does (Your!oc) do around (My!oc) if they became enemies?

How would (Your!oc) react to (My!oc) punching them?

What would cause (Your!oc) to end up fighting (My!oc)?

What is one mean thing (Your!oc) would say about (My!oc)?

How can (My!oc) piss off (Your!oc)?

How can (My!oc) make (Your!oc) cry in the not-so-happy way?

How would (Your!oc) react to being betrayed by (My!oc) if they were close platonically?

How would (Your!oc) react to being betrayed by (My!oc) if they were close romantically?

How would (Your!oc) react to (My!oc) dying if they were close platonically?

How would (Your!oc) react to (My!oc) dying if they were close romantically?

Any ocs that (Your!oc) would not get along well with?

Any ocs that (Your!oc) would be bitter enemies with?

Which oc's ass do you think (Your!oc) can and will beat up if given the opportunity?

If (Your!oc) was forced to kick someone's oc into a volcano who would it be? Why?

(Your!oc) has to frame someone for a crime for some reason, you can't say no, who would they frame?

Let's say (Your!oc) is a bully, which ocs would they bully? What would they do?

Who would (Your!oc) be afraid of? Why?

Me: in no state to actually do asks or do any drawings and stuff but does a negative vibes version of this game cause making one is fun

I tag: @fromashestostars @twisted-fantoccini @ellovett @jhoudiey @teardrop-eclipse @animenightmarenation @prometheanglory @briarrosescurse @choconanime @yandere-wishes @diasomnias-lover

Purple :3

AWWWW THANKSSS😊😊😊