Pedro Is The Greenest Of Green Flags

He's also holding an axe.

Lookin all badass and shit.

I cannot deal. I need to take a personal week.

me calling out of work: sorry, this fictional character I've never met is holding a baby on the internet and I'm going to need to take a personal day

So, I caved and I've started writing a Max Lord fic 😂

I'm already working on two original novels, I don't need the extra work, but Max is in my head and he won't shut up.

Warning: Incoming Rant

Just need to get this off my chest. The internet has become a platform for people to put their stupidity on display and its annoying.

Back in August of last year at the SDCC, the internet went into an uproar about Pedro holding Vanessa Kirby's hand on stage to help ease his anxiety. Comments were made about him being a "creep", using his anxiety as an excuse to touch her, etc.

Now, after the SNL 50th Anniversary show, people are saying Pedro and Sabrina Carpenter would make a cute couple.

How is it ok for people to call him a creep for being affectionate with a costar/close friend close to his age, and then turn around and say he should hook up with a costar young enough to be his daughter?

Most of these comments are on TikTok, in case you're wondering.

Double standards are gross. Do better, internet.

Rant over.

Oh snap

Word.

Dark, it's Mel from reddit! Hi!

Hi Mel! Thanks for the follow

"The Materialists" set to be released June 13th, 2025

I have an update on this. After I posted this, this person had an absolute meltdown, got progressively more unhinged with insults etc. Called me a "choppy beluga" more than once. I looked at their profile and its a grown-ass man with kids.

Finally just told him I hope he gets the help he needs and blocked him but holy crap.

I'm furious right now. Not even going to blur this moron's name to protect their identity. msallycat88 is me, btw.

Here's the direct link to the Instagram post if anyone has something to say.

Pedro arriving in Cannes for the Cannes Film Festival.

He's definitely slimmed down a lot but still hot af.

Pics found on Insta

Pedro has the most beautiful profile, honestly. I would love to run my finger down the bridge of that gorgeous nose just like in that second last gif.

I could stare at javi’s side profile forever omg that man is a piece of art

(credit @/adhdbuck)

(credit @/adhdbuck)

so many more that i can include but yes... the most handsome man to ever exist