Naarm/Melbourne, Australia (19/11/2023)- The Starbucks And The McDonald’s On Swanston Street Are Both

I love when men are sensitive— I love when even just a brush of your ass past them in the kitchen can make their hips jerk, or the way an exhale against their neck can make their cock begin to twitch itself to life. Resting your fingers beneath their shirt as a means to get comfortable? Be prepared to feel the way their hips twitch up in the hopes your touch will creep down a little lower, because with every press of your fingertips against their abdomen— the bulge in their pants only becomes even more obvious 💗

I haven’t watched DUNE yet, but every time I see Duke Leto I want to put little flowers in his beard.

DUKE LETO ATREIDES in every scene of DUNE (2021) for @garciamorales

Maybe I will have to install mods

Muppet Christmas Carol Bloopers

is there a name for this

I really really hate being mentally ill. It feels like my brain is ripping in half as a star explodes in my chest. I am always in pain and wish to be normal. -🪼

Well... I unfortunately saw this coming, knew I had to do this at some point.

Im gonna just rant a bit and then that's it. Thats my two cents shared.

I've never really understood the whole 'be insanely jealous of famous people's spouses so much so that I hate them' thing.

I actually love that they have love and happiness in their lives and that makes me happy. Its even a bonus when those spouses are also talented, intelligent, kind sweethearts themselves.

Having said that I will absolutely not tolerate the poisonous toxic shit directed towards Elvira.

It actually says a lot about you and what kind of person you are. Oscar isnt going to fuck you nor would he like that you are being an absolute prick towards his wife.

I think there is a bigger conversation to be had about toxic fandoms. It just breeds this type of shit and I absolutely want nothing to with it.

So log off, grow the fuck up and try not to be pathetic for once.

So.. back to the regularly scheduled programming.

happy 7 year anniversary (uploaded july 17 2010)

Just because

Going through my dash, I don't think I'm the only one who needs this...

It's time to see