Had A Fucking Hilarious Dream That Tumblr Replaced The "block" Function With The Far Funnier "glock"

Oop yall im cured 🤯. /s /neu /lu

Autism isn’t real, i have evidence it’s fake

this is the funniest anon hate ive ever gotten. please oh please show me the evidence that autism is fake i would love to see it. truly. Anon my guy. I have autism... My husband has autism. my boyfriend probably has autism. Please show me this proof so we can magically turn neurotypical and me and my husband can stop being disabled cuz thatd be cool af LMAO

i'm going crazy

CALLING ALL YTTD KINS AND FICTIVES!!! INTRODUCING YOUR TURN TO DISCORD!!!

YOUR TURN TO DISCORD is a YTTD kin and fictive server!!! come hang out with us !!!!!!!!

YOU GIYS DONT KNOW HOW CRAZY I AM ABOUT THIS

THE DRILL IS DIRECTLY ON THEIR FOREHEAD

MR HAS A HOLE IN ITS FOREHEAD

THEY ARE AFTER POOB. THEY ARE AFTER THEM… YOU GUYS… YOU GUYS IM INSANE

i have created a game called: "watch those kawaii unboxing videos and find every mistake, inconsistency, or things that just don't make since" for example: I just watched a video where someone put 2 straws in a drink. :]

Want to try something new? Try Maladaptive Daydreaming!!!

It’s the best way to spend your time when you’re alone with your own thoughts!

It has a lot of amazing benefits, including!:

Wasting between a quarter and a half of your day daydreaming instead of doing useful stuff!

Pacing around your room like a caged animal until you feel dizzy and your legs hurt!

Jumping, running or doing sudden movements in the most intense moments that can lead to you accidentally hurting yourself in the furniture from running straight into it!

Making the same faces as the characters to visualize them better in your head!

Daydreaming in public, including the weird movements and faces, and hoping nobody saw you!

Making yourself happy, sad, angry or panicked just by daydreaming something as vividly as possible!

Dropping whatever you were doing just to daydream! Washing yourself? Doing your homework? Paying attention in class? Drawing? No!! Your daydream is more important!!

Imagining yourself as the-nobody-who-turned-into-a-hero-and-is-admired-by-everyone because no one cares about you irl!

Having multiple storylines with the same characters and alternating between them while you try to find the best one to keep!

Stopping the fictional daydream you’ve worked for almost half of your life just because a furry anime that came out recently has almost the same plot as your daydreams, and feeling like you’re stealing their idea!

Switching your daydreams from a fictional world with fictional characters to using real life people!

Daydreaming about situations that have a close to zero chance of happening, and obsessing over them happening!

And if they can happen irl, daydreaming about them until you actually do them!!

Daydreaming about people you’ll never meet, and I don’t mean only celebrities!

Obsessively daydreaming about said people as a coping mechanism that you’ll never meet them in real life!!

Slightly altering your daydream after you find something new about those people, which conflicts with the current storyline!

Having dramatic daydreams about what someone might say and what you’ll answer and how you’ll feel, only to get an underwhelming answer irl!

Imagining THE worst scenario if something bad happens to someone and you know about it only vaguely, and seeing it so clearly in your head that you panic because you don’t know what’s actually happening to them irl!

Taking the “thinking about what you could’ve said in an argument” to the next level and preparing yourself in case one happens based on vague hints that it might happen!

Daydreaming so much about an idea and for a longer period of time, “waking up” and being sad that the daydream wasn’t real even though you knew it wasn’t real from the get-go!

And this is only my experience! Yours could be completely different! Maybe even better than mine!!

Experts recommend starting it as early as possible, preferably in kindergarten!! So you can daydream for as long as this short life allows you!!

Soon enough you won’t want to live in this boring “real” life anymore!

Btw gang I have a stimboard of this fine specimen at @cr1ngeyst1mz which is my stimboard account >∆< !!

Underrated queen

I was bored in class and doodled myself

I actually just don't remember how tumblr is as a whole is abt kins so idk if me adding regular tags will start a fight but yk. It happens.

Hello my friends, I am hamdi Ayyad from Gaza talelhawa I have sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home and our displacement from one place to another and I lost my children's future and there is a severe shortage of basic materials,I hope that you will stand by us whether by donating if possible or participating widely,Please help me 🙏🏼 🇵🇸 🍉

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