i wanna see fezco w a high maintenance gf like a little princess ass bitch
like him kissing her poor little finger when a perfectly manicured nail snaps off before smoothing the crease between her eyebrows away with his thumb n kissing the pout off her lips with a promise that we’ll get it fixed, baby
keeps a little handheld mirror at the front counter of the store just for her so she can stop using her front camera to touch up her makeup when she’s hanging around with him
ashtray rolling his eyes from the back room because he’s watched this bitch put on lip gloss for the past fifteen minutes while his brother stared at her like a starry eyed moron
This is absolutely amazing I'm so glad you won
“Look Who’s Holding All the Aces” - Beetlejuice Playbill Submission (March 2020)
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I don't understand why everyone is so mad that the person who won the playbill contest ships Beetlejuice and Lydia it does not hurt you and it has nothing to do with the ship if it makes you uncomfortable I get it but you don't have to attack other people
It’s the way adult abusers are never punished in a narratively satisfying way in this show, but teenage victims or abuse and other traumas are tortured and killed violently and in explicit detail by the main villain who they want us to be sympathetic towards because he was just a curious gifted child before all The Murder. Is Stranger Things just an allegory for the Duffer’s victim complex? Once again, being a nerd does not make you oppressed…
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At this point I think we need it lol
🍬 I wanna hug every Beetlebabes shipper!! You guys rock! 🍬
I'm addicted to images from hazbin hotel 😭
Since I am whipping out all my controversial opinions today, I think push presidents are so stupid. You have a president it’s called a child and you’re not even gonna take care of it well so…
my personal pet peeve with x reader fanfics rn is that I !!personally!! hate like naive and stupid readers. like use ur brain babes
put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens