Tonks : guys, we have something to tell you… I’m pregnant.
Moody : and I’m diabetic, wonderful, let’s go back to work.
backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better
Sky puppies
Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity
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As someone who changed his name just for fun when I thought I was still cis, i promise most people are ok with accepting a new name, even if you lie and say it’s a nickname. I promise. It’s really easy to just casually go “hey I wanna go by Bob now, it’s an old nickname I wanna bring back” like. Just start introducing yourself to new ppl, no one knows better. and if someone accidentally deadnames you just go haha no I go by my nickname now.
It sucks that ppl treat nicknames as more sacred than trans ppls choice names but still.
This is graphic but VERY important. I’m MF TIED of pro lifers who cannot see further than the end of their nose
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
⛧ ⛥̸̨̫̲͕̀̊̓̑̓̍̔̄̌̽̍̏̍̈̽̈̑̐̊̚͠ ̴̮͕̩͑́͂͝ψ̸̢̖͉̩͇͖̰̯͊͌̇̀̈͂̓͊́̊́́̆̚̕͠͝ ̸͍̫̠̻͔̻̻̗̪̟͔͔͈̰͖̤̲̣̘͔͔͂̅̈́̓̈́͘ͅ⛥̵̡̪̫̜̟̦̖͕̲̲͎͔̳̦͚̠̬͍̣̟̘̿̈̚͜ͅ ̴̧̨̧̪̱̘̜͇͕̥̦̠̜̠̠͈̗̞̩̙͖̦͆͂̈́́͑̀͑̊̒͋̅̅̕͘̚͝ͅ⛧̵̧̡̬͍̜̥̭̩͔̥̘͓̻̼̮̯͙͖̯̤̜͙̟̆̀͋̓̍͌̀̅̀̓͊̎͂̑̐͠͠͝ ̴̡͙̣͚̳̘̥̟̥̲͉̍̀̍̆̽̏̑̔͑͘͝͝ͅ☠̷͖̤͚̹̯̰͉̝͚̼̳̦͓̍͊͐̆̔̄̔̔͌̾̉̀̂͆̒͂̆̚͝ ̶̡̨̧̛̥̮͙͈̦̞͕͕̞̰̦̹̼͓͉̗̈́̓̈́̈́̓̀́͑͌̾͗͊̃̓̍☠̴̖͉̻͕̮̖͇̩̻̟̄̑̋̽̔̈́͛̄̀̔̾͑̃̏̽͊̀̕͘̕̚̚͜͠͝ ̸͖̗͕̫̬̈́͝⛧̸̢̧̹̘̰̰͕̿̀ ̸̢͚̳̺̳̑̊̽͛͆̎̉̃͊̅̑͆̋̓͆̅͗̈́̚̕͘͠͝⛥̶͍͈͉͙̓̓̂̉̔̇́́̃̕͘ ̵̡̧̛̣̮̲̬̘͖̮̘̃̐̀W̴̪̱̟͚̠̰͇͍̓͑́̽̒̀͂͒̎̍̐̐͜E̷̡̛̛͉͔͈̱͖̗̲̮͔͍̠̞̙̗̫̦̗̙̱̮͊̊̆̎̽̏͐̎̂̅̽͋̈́̀́̓̓̆͌͊͜͝L̸̡̧̻͖̜̠͓̝̦͕̾̀͂̇̿́C̶̛͙͙̠͆͆̒̆̎̊̽̃̂̿͛̔̚̕Ő̷̧̺͓̬͉͔͔̫̬͖͕̤̺̲̯̳̤̘͕̪͈̩͎̔̀̉̈́̀̔̀̔͐̅̐̄̕͠͝M̶̡̺̥͍̖̝͙̟͉̘̖̝̱̪̉́͗͐̀ͅͅḚ̸̝̻̠̰̝͈̎̓͒̇̋͆̓͠ͅ ̴̨̡̯͈͍̞̔͆͛͂̓͆͌͑͒̋̈́͝͝T̵̠̣͎̟͙̺̜̺̗́͗O̴͚̟̻̩̳̳̣̦̹̰̻͎͚͓̝̠̩̩͗̋͑̅͐͌́̑̂͒̀̽͗ ̶͕̦̤͚̱̫͖̣̼͇̣̦̺̬̥̟̭̊̉͊ͅͅĤ̶̡̧͉̬̰̪̬̖̝̰̙̠̮̘̺̭͇͇͉̜̼̣̦̏́̍͂̾̽͜͝Ế̸͍̋̈̽͋̒̒͒͜L̶̡̡̞̲͔͋̉̌͂̆̅̈́̏͘̕͘͝ͅL̶̛͇̱͌̔̈̎͊͝ ̵̹̫͖̬̂̓̃́̐́͐͋̏̊̌͒̿͘̕͝͝͝ ̸̡̙̖͉͍̮̺͈͇̤̦̥̼̙͇̣̂͛͗̐̃̓̃̀͌͐̉͆̕͝☠̷̡̡͈̰̩̺̲̘̤̈́͑̎͊̅͊̎͋̅̽̊͂̋̽̈̀̾͐̏̕͜ ̸̖̗̤̈́̆͋̈̚͝͝☠̵̙̻̟̩̺͙̝̦̜̖̯̠̹̳̻͎̪̼̉̆͑̄͗̆̅̈̉͆͊̃̎̇́̊͠ ̸̧̧̡̨̥̲̱͓̬̗̝͕̳̠̺͎̭̖̎̂̎̓̓͋́̌̒̏̇̈̽̈͘⛥̷̢̨̦̜̲̟̣͙̥͚̭͇͙̹͇̈́̌̉͒̉̄͛͜ͅ ̵͇̏͗̊̎͆̅͐̈̂̈́͘͝☠̶̢̢̬̻̬̺̘̙̼̜̣͈̭̻̀̂̌͋ ̶̧̨̠̪̳̙̝̮̪̦̹̲͇͉̹̙̼̠͍̙̝̲̗̓̏̏͛̑̉̾͑́̽̄̀̍̂̅̚ͅ☠̴̡̢̨̺̘̖̼͓̫̦̝̻̜̯͚͙̠̘̥̤͉̽̀̑̓̋̏̇͋̃́͐͗̽̔͗̀̋̐̅͝ ̶͕̝͓͖̙̙̲̬̼̝̱͔͆͋̉̊̿̓̃͆̃̌̒̈́̾̄́̋͘⛧̴̢̪̺̝͔̭̙̼͍̼̜̖͓͚̬̯̭̇͒͊ͅ ̵̛̩̰̥̳̱̗̫͓̩̙̥̹͂͑̌̿̑̒̍̽̾͗̔̿́͋͐͌̎̎̔̊̽͋̇ψ̷̧̡̨̛̦̻͖͙̯̝̖͎̘̏̑͋̀̆́͂͛̎̈̽̈̓̚͘͘͝͠ ̸̡̢̢̮͈̘̹̼̰̥̳͖͈̖͇͍́̔͑̽̓̅͐̃̔͑̍̄͝ͅ⛥̴̮̳͓̽̓̐̋͝͠ ⛧
making art takes a lot of time and effort, respect artists
And you get what you fuckin' deserve.
Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
Art by ROCKYS || Daily Cat Cartoon
Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.
so on point!!
My contribution to the “hEy y’AlL dOn’T fOrGeT iT wAs tHe ‘90’s”
I am a teen of the ‘90s so this is my JAM. Delia’s catalog vibes and omg Ron as a baby skaterboi.
these are so cute!!
Golden Trio matching icons
its shame jk rowling disappeared, never to be seen again after 2007 and left all subsequent canon decisions up to me… shame
Man, I love long passwords.
Office 365 now allows me to have 256 characters as a password. So I can use entire sentences on sensitive systems. Like, “To boldly go where no man has gone before!” (BTW that is not actually one of my passwords, I’m not stupid enough to put them on the Internet.) Because my brain is such a melange of catchphrases and funny lines and memes in text, I can pick any goddamn thing and it will be more memorable than n$Wf0k^%8&dCfRp*), or whatever stupid thing my browser or password protection program suggests.
I don’t even need to go with “correct horse battery staple” (see XKCD about that one), I can go with *stuffing the breadsticks into my purse* or *sees butterfly* “Is this a pigeon?” or “I’m being pursued by an insane military commander”. Or a line from an obscure Japanese pop song from the late 1980′s. (None of these are actually any of my passwords except maybe the obscure Japanese pop songs.)
Computers actually have a harder time cracking a password the longer it is; a dictionary attack doesn’t fail on leetspeak anymore (replacing your i’s with 1 and your o’s with 0, for example), but after a certain point, they won’t even try dictionary attack because it’s more likely that your password can be cracked by very, very quickly going through all the possibilities for each of your 8 or 9 or 10 characters. They’ll try “password” and “admin” and your username and every variation they can manage of those, and then move on to brute force. But if your sentence is 35 characters long that makes it exponentially vastly harder to crack that way. Yet almost all of our systems want us to use nonsensical passwords made of random garbage characters that we can’t possibly remember, and use a unique one for every credential we have, so we must rely on a password management system… which is a single point of failure.
It is so much better when you can use passwords like “Looks like this is a job for SUPERMAN!”
no point trying this year they won
by Volensblood
i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”
because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?
a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”
so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency
No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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