Ofc Ofc

its shame jk rowling disappeared, never to be seen again after 2007 and left all subsequent canon decisions up to me… shame

no point trying this year they won

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

these are so cute!!

Golden Trio matching icons

please find below a list of my favourite quotes of ATYD in chronological order:

(spoiler alert if you haven’t read it yet (GO AND DO SO)

“Oh good, a Potter. Dad told me not to talk to you.” - Sirius Black

“From this day forward, we are The Marauders!” - Sirius Black

“You should be a teacher, Remus.” - James Potter

That Sirius Black grin. - Remus Lupins 

“I think she’s probably only annoyed because they’re muggle girls, she couldn’t care less that they’ve got their tits out.“ - Sirius Black

“Never look at another bloke a bit too long? Never get that feeling about a film star, or a teacher?” - Grant Chapman

“Anything for our Moony.” - Sirius Black

Oh god. I fancy Sirius Black. - Remus Lupin

“Morning, your prefect-ness,” - Sirius Black

“ We’vebecomeanimagus’ …” - James Potter

“You’re so brave, Remus.” - Peter Pettigrew

“You were beautiful.” - Sirius Black

“She’s got the best tits in the year. That’s very respectable.” - Sirius Black

James ‘oi, Evans!’ Potter - Remus Lupin

Just now, he wanted to be whatever Sirius needed. - Remus Lupin

I’m a great friend, me. All I think about is Sirius. Sirius’s safety. Sirius’s happiness. Sirius’s hands, Sirius’s neck, Sirius’s mouth, Sirius throwing me down on the bed and— - Remus Lupin

“You know when you just can’t get ‘em out of your mind, and in your head it’s great, and everything’s going the way you want - but then they’re there, in front of you, and… well it all goes to shit, because she’s just so much more spectacular in real life, y’know?” - James Potter

“Oopsie daisy!” - Barty Crouch Jr. 

“I forgot I have to share my boyfriend with his boyfriends.” - Mary MacDonald

“Don’t worry about me, sweetheart. I always land on me feet.” - Grant Chapman

When the war’s over, you’ll still be a queer werewolf with a chip on your shoulder. - Remus Lupin

“Godric save the girls stupid enough to marry any of you.” - Lily Evans to James Potter

“You’ll never leave me for a girl, will you, Moony?” - James Potter

“You’re lovely.” - Sirius Black

“I’ll never forget you stomping onto the train in those boots.” - Sirius Black

“You’re not a dark creature. You’re our Moony.” - James Potter

“You were loved, my little Remus, I pray you haven’t forgotten it.” - Hope Jenkins

“I bloody love you lot. You’re all my best friends,” - Marlene McKinnon

“I’m gay.” - Remus Lupin

“It’s going to be a matter of historical interest, future generations will need to know what miraculous feats you had to perform in order to finally convince Evans to–” - Sirius Black

Sirius in the sea was his new favourite thing to look at. - Remus Lupin

“I’m going to know everything about you, one day, I promise.” - Sirius Black

‘EAT THE RICH’ - the graffiti behind Grant Chapman

“Tell me a secret.” - Sirius Black

“I’ve no doubt you’ll have a classroom of your own, one day, young Lupin!” _ Professor Flitwick

“Moony is our criminal mastermind. Without him, we wouldn’t be the legends we are today.”  - James Potter

“And I’m mental about you.” - Sirius Black

“I am always Sirius.” - Sirius Black

“But if we can keep being happy together, and making eachother happy… then good. Brilliant. If it’s Sirius for you, and you for him, then brilliant.” - Lily Evans

“Oh Moony! You kill me. What happened to that rough little yob I used to know?” // “Some posh boy taught him to read.” - Sirius Black & Remus Lupin

“There’s something a bit sexy about the whole beast-man thing, though” - Mary MacDonald

"He’s a good kisser, isn’t he? But then, you were too, I seem to remember.” - Mary MacDonald

I think you’re beautiful, the only beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I love your voice and everything to do with you, down to your clothes or the room you are sitting in. I adore you. - Remus Lupin

"I’m away for a week and the castle turns into an orgy! What a load of queers.” - Marlene McKinnon

“That’s ok, because love not something you say. It’s something you do. Right?” - Sirius Black

"I’m always in a dark mood.” - Remus Lupin

“Hello… er, I mean… welcome, everyone, to the Hogwarts Quidditch cup final, 1978…” - Remus Lupin (this whole entire scene is a masterpiece”

“Remus ‘fuck-me-we-won’ Lupin.” - Sirius Black

“James ‘hangover free since ‘73’ Potter.” - Remus Lupin

“Love. It’s the only thing you get to take with you, you know.” - Hope Jenkins

“And… your mum? How’s she?” // “Dying.” // “Bummer” - Grant Chapman & Remus Lupin

“Love you.” - Remus Lupin

"It’s my patronus thought, this place.” - Sirius Black

“We’re getting married!” - Lily Evans

"Bloody feminist hero, Evans.” - Marlene McKinnon

“I don’t bite. Often.” - Remus Lupin

“It’s a boy!” - James Potter

How could there be a world without James Potter? You might as well picture a world without kindness, or laughter, or mischief. - Remus Lupin

“No one owes you a happy life.” // “But you owe yourself one, love.” - Remus Lupin & Grant Chapman

“Be gentle with yourself, love.” - Mary MacDonald

“Maybe. But she wants to make him immortal, and Odysseus wants to get back to Penelope. Calypso isn’t his true love.” - Remus Lupin

“Accio Marlboro’s” - Remus Lupin

All the Young Dudes “Like magnets, you and me. Always snap back together again.” - Grant Chapman

"He’s special to me , and if you’re not man enough to be kind to him, then you don’t deserve him. He’s been waiting for you. He’s never stopped waiting. He won’t say it, because Remus doesn’t say stuff like that. But he feels it. He feels everything, you must know that.” - Grant Chapman

“Look; you had him at his best, ok? I had his worst. And I was glad to do it. I have one part of him.” - Grant Chapman

"You’ve been my little bit of magic.” - Grant Chapman

“But shouldn’t life last longer, if it can be like this?” - Remus Lupin

“Ooh, teenage me would be so jealous, getting Remus Lupin in my bedroom!” - Sirius Black 

“I think at this point, there’s only love and hate. (…) Love or hate, I s’pose. You make a choice. ” // “Love.”

its a really good film...

Why you should watch Enola Holmes (2020)

- female teenage protagonist (Enola) is 16, played by actual 16yr old Millie Bobby Brown instead of an adult woman

- love interest (Tewkesbury) is played by 17yr old Lewis Partridge and not a man that’s way older than Millie

- Enola is not sexualized once in the entire movie

- Enola is not made to look older than 16

- period movie that isn’t depressing or super dark

- criticisms on society that are very valid today

- Tewkesbury cries on screen (let men show their feelings 2020)

- Enola is not a damsel in distress, in fact she’s the one that goes out of her way to save Tewkesbury

- Enola is 90% of the time wearing an outfit that is comfortable on her and allows her to move freely, the only times she doesn’t are when she’s undercover

- a genuinly fun story that’s easy to follow, appropriate for kids and not boring to adults

- no love at first sight bullshit, it takes Enola ages before she realizes her feelings and love is not her main motivation

- Mycroft is an absolute abysmal human being and the movie never tries to sympathise with him. He’s just straight an asshole and isn’t given a redemption or sympathy

- movie is written and produced by women

hey anon. Yes. Here he is

people be like omg taylor swift but then havent read all the young dudes?!

LMFAOOOOOOO favourite part in the entire fic

Chris turning Lockhart into JELLY? LIKE A GIANT MF JELLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARMS CLASSROOM

AND THEN MCGONAGALL'S LIKE AIGHT WHAT

AND HE AND REMUS ARE LIKE IDK PROFESSOR WE JUST FOUND LOCKHART LIKE THIS AND SHES LIKE

HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS LOCKHART IF YOU WERENT THE ONES WHO DID IT

AND REMUS DEADASS SAYS WELL IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM DOESNT IT AKSVSMDVD

AND MCGONAGALL PUNISHING REMUS WITH HAVING TO BE THE QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR

AND HIM NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT SHIT

AND CALLING REGULUS "REGGIE" AND SIRIUS "THE GOOD BLACK" AND SSKBS

"FUCK ME WE WON"

MCGONAGALL GETTING ANGRY AT HIM SWEARING THE WHOLE GAME AND TAKING THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM DIRECTLY WHEN THE GAME FINISHES

i thought one of the perks of reverting back to my one direction phase was going to be that i didnt insert my otps into every song

the only issue now is all i cant think about is the marauders standing on a table in the great hall serenading mcgonagall i-

lily: in light of what happened today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

james: fourty-five seconds!

lily: four to five seconds...

james: four hundred and twenty-five seconds!

lily: *walks away*