I Hope This Email Finds You, Binds You, Ties You To A Pole And Breaks Your Fingers To Splinters, Drags

reread LOTR recently, having feelings about it (from the top: Eowyn, Arwen, Faramir, Celebrimbor below (i also watched Rings of Power and also have feelings but they are very different feelings.))

owls + apples 🍎

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

FMK: Saw, Alien, below deck

Easy — fuck Below Deck (fun and messy but too much drama to marry into), marry Alien (well made, thoughtful narrative, sexy alien), kill Saw (scary)

Today's Card Is: Run Away Together

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

conclavement

Which Alien subspecies would you least want to have enrolled in your FWS?

The deacon <3 it’s kinda cute

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

What would be the funniest movie franchise (non-Saw) for John Kramer to appear in

I’m going to say a muppets movie where he’s the only human