I’m So Sorry Has Everybody Seen This Bots Of New York

Which Alien subspecies would you least want to have enrolled in your FWS?

The deacon <3 it’s kinda cute

this is going in my slides. because. teaching is an art

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

happy mother's day! <3

marie howe, in an interview with krista tippett of on being

boy toys 🎾

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

they're moving the bean to vatican city

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance