He's So Me

not using tumblr again until I finish reading The Golden Raven

neil josten is UNREAL oh my god

It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov

Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo

Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes

Neil: Renee is a women and has hair

Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.

Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason

Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass

But also the reverse

Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes

Jean: the tiny goalkeeper

I'm convinced that Dorcas Meadows is a God, but the world is not ready to face the power this woman has

what if nico di angelo met jean moreau then what

you cannot tell me that Jean and Kevin aren't a Regulus and Sirius variant

does anyone know the name of that wolfstar fic where sirius, james, peter and marlene are in a band, and marlene wants to have a biography so bad, so all of them agree, and lily calls remus to write it for them because he and lily were friends from college, so he will live with them for a while, and he gets so mad at sirius because he does not cooperate at all with his job?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!

I LOVED READING IT AND I CAN'T FIND THE LINK ANYWHERE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME I'M GOING INSANE

jegulus might not be canon but have you considered that canon sucks

You can't expect me not to think of them.