I Hate The Canon. I Hate It All With A Burning Fucking Passion.

my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

I'll never recover from TCOPTP, thinking about this masterpiece 24/7

An aroace pride flag?

PERRY THE AROACE PRIDE FLAG??

The worst Wolfstar fanfic I’ve ever read ?

Oh definitely Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

I don't know if it's only with me or if something happened but it's been so long since I saw any hatred towards Snape?? like, guys what's stopping you?? get back with it

witches from the class of 1978 ✨

one of my fav bits of canon dialogue from book 1

It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov

Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo

Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes

Neil: Renee is a women and has hair

Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.

Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason

Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass

But also the reverse

Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes

Jean: the tiny goalkeeper

henry danger meme going around on tik tok (wolfstar’s version)

this is so stupid (expect at least 2 more)

texts sent to Neil the first month Andrew spends away at his first pro team