WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THE EMPEROR PRETENDED TO BE DYNAHEIR TO MANIPULATE MINSC??

jaheira and khalid doing the meme

The horrifying reality that if I want a fic I need to write it and bouncing it around in my head isn’t enough

Githyankidanky coming in with the slam dunk as always

Also please give me both timelines I need them 🤲

Jaheira's Timeline is Fucked??

I feel like this is known. but still, what the fuck.

The original BG website (taken down) apparently listed Jaheira as being born/less than a year old during the civil war in Tethyr, also known as the Ten Black Days of Eleint. This event happened in 1347.

But if that's true, that makes Jaheira 21 as of the first game. In the first meeting with her, she states that her & Khalid were supposed to be Gorion's Ward's foster parents should anything happen to Gorion. Gorion's Ward is said to be 20 (or "of your twenty years of life") as of the beginning of the game which takes place over the course of about 5 months.

So Jaheira was supposed to be your guardian when she was maybe a year older than you at best.

Worse still, there's supposedly a dialogue between Jaheira and Glint (a companion) in Siege of Dragonspear that confirms that Jaheira had been married to Khalid for 8 years, and dated him for more than 10 years total. SoD takes place in 1368 - 1369 and is 6 months long at most.

That means she started dating Khalid at age 11 - 12, married him at 13 - 14.

Add on that Khalid's BG website bio implies that Khalid and Jaheira met through Gorion (presumably the "sorceror" Khalid asks his father to pay to teach him) & the Harpers, so she was a Harper prior to meeting him, when she was like 10.

like obviously someone fucked up on the numbers, the setting/story isn't quite dark enough to be implying an underaged/arranged marriage for one of the happier couples in the game. but still..

If Jaheira had been born in 1347 she would have been 145 years old as of BG3. Half-elves live around 120 - 180 years.

To make any of it fit, that statement has to be ignored, and at least 5 years need to be tacked onto her age.

So at the earliest:

She's born in 1342.

The civil war happens when she's 5 and she's rescued by one of her servants.

She joins/is involved/travelling with the Harpers around 13 - 15 ish.

She meets Khalid at 16 - 17, marries him at 18 - 19.

Which leaves space for Gorion to have asked her to be next-of-kin to a 14 yro when she was 20.

That way she's 26 when Gorion's Ward (20) rocks up.

As of BG3, she's 150.

But I think that's the absolute youngest she could have been, to correct the dates while still remaining true to the tone of BG & Jaheira/Khalid's relationship.

A more realistic approach would probably be to tack on 10 years:

She's born in 1337.

The civil war happens when she's 10 and she's rescued by one of her servants.

She joins/is involved/travelling with the Harpers around 15 - 19ish.

She meets Khalid at 21 - 22, marries him at 23 - 24.

Which leaves space for Gorion to have asked her to be next-of-kin to a 9 yro when she was 20.

That way she's 31 when Gorion's Ward (20) rocks up.

As of BG3 she's 155.

I did entertain the possibility that she was also present with Gorion when rescuing the Bhaalspawn & adopting his Ward,

(Idk if she knows that your a Bhaalspawn prior to you finding out bc I haven't got that far in the game & haven't seen anything to suggest she does? BG veterans ur input is very much welcome here!)

but that would need her to be around at least 20 in 1348 & a competent Harper, which conflicts with her being child in need of a servants help in 1347 when the civil war begins. Her being 40ish when Gorion is killed isn't so much of an issue since she's a Half-elf and Shadowheart, who is also considered a young adult, is in her 40s in BG3. It's just the conflict with her being a child in 1347 that makes me think she wasn't involved then.

Jaheira doodle

So jaheira died in my honour mode run

normally I’d reload but honour mode so… oof

To cope with this I am telling myself she’s with Khalid again so that’s something

I also went to her house in Baldurs gate and all her kids are gone so I guess they listened to the sending spell?

Though I am glad that I don’t have to be like “uhhhh sooo yeah your mum’s dead…. Sorry…”

Also I tried to cast speak with dead on her but she had nothing to say :(

Drawing out the game dialogue of meeting Jaheira and Khalid at the Friendly Arm Inn (if you speak with Khalid first)

Oh so when astarion kills people in order to ascend to a more powerful form, jaheira is skeptical but allows it. But when I, the spawn of Bhaal-

When I eat my meals and drink my water and I STILL get a headache 😔

Life isn’t fair

💃🎵Jaheira, Jaheira🎵💃 finally got to finish this Shakira-inspired illustration for Jaheira ❤️

Hey, just so you know

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

😡 FUCK YOU FALDORN!!!

💣 FUCK FALDORN 🍃

💣 FUCK FALDORN 🍃

💣 FUCK FALDORN 🍃

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

😡 BLOW UP YOUR OWN ASS FALDORN !!!

Who is Faldorn ?

For the blind, she's blindness

For the hungry, she's hunger

For the dead, she's death

For the ill, she's illness

For the prisoner, she's life sentence

For the lonely, she's loneliness

For the traveler, she's a broken compass

For me, she's nothing.

💥 FUCK FALDORN 🔥

💥 FUCK FALDORN 🔥

💥 FUCK FALDORN 🔥

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

JAHEIRA SQUAD 👊👊👊👊

😡 VAI TOMAR NO CU FALDORN

EI FALDORN! VAI TOMA NO CU 😡

EI FALDORN! VAI TOMA NO CU!

FALDORN É MINHA PIKA🍆🖕

JAHEIRA RAINHA 👑

FALDORN NADINHA 🚫