For Those Who Don’t Know Btw Nintendo Uses The Same Couple Hundred Miis In Their Advertising (they’re

HE STOLE LUIGI'S TIRES AND JUST WROTE "WA" WITH WHITE MARKER!

I adore this game already.

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

EVERYBODY WINS!!!

It's the time of year where we PMD fans collectively don our clown makeup and hope.

"Do it scared" is out. "Do it in a fugue so dense as to barely be penetrable by uncertainty" is in.

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

I appreciate Nintendo trying to be more gender-inclusive lately with gender-neutral pronouns for their customizable protagonists, but for the new Tomodachi Life game (I can't believe that is a phrase I just wrote), we NEED a pronoun selecter. As someone who uses they/them primarily, it feels really impersonal when a game automatically decides I'm a they- like it's a way to avoid assigning a pronoun, rather than an actual pronoun in and of itself.

I think the closest Nintendo has ever come to making "they" feel like an intentional, careful choice is when the Rescue Corps from Pikmin 4 discuss the Leaflings. As Captain Shepherd says, "It's impossible to tell who they are with all the leaf coverage. But it doesn't matter who they are- it's our job to rescue them."

It doesn't have to be too complicated: he, she, they, and a "type your own" option.

And while we're at it, please let our Miis be gay. Please Nintendo.

For Christmas

+ Bonus alternative ending