Mine is funnier. We've had about half the single guys we've set up flake out on us over the years. Usually last minute. It is bullshit.
We started setting up double dates. One at 6 or 7 for when a guy would be getting off work and one for 10 or 11. That way we'd get to play with a guy almost for sure and worse case was I'd play twice in one night which actually turned out to be great.
My funny story though is that my husband's biggest fantasy is a gangbang on me. It isn't mine. The things we do for our husbands. After him begging enough I said I'd do it. 4 guys. He set it up. Not a single guy showed. I was both annoyed and relieved. He moped for days. We try again. Invited 5 guys with the idea we'd get a flake and I've set the limit at 4. We got one guy. No moping husband this time. No fantasy filled. The guy said he regularly tried to be involved in gangbangs and most times guys flaked. Stage fright and being intimidated. Made the suggestion that if we were going to go about it like we were we should invite a dozen guys and maybe we'd get our 4. probably not. Said to get on certain swinger sites and talk to married men with permission slips and lots of testimonials instead of single guys off the sites we were using. My husband got to work on it and it was a long project. He invited 10 guys including our friend with the advice. You know what happened. My hubby followed both bits of advice and we had 1 guy text the day before apologizing, but 9 guys showed. It was intimidating and our friend with the advice saved us by suggesting it be 2 guys on the bed at once and the others waiting. Instead of a disaster it was fun and one of the most memorable things I've done in my life. I've since done it again with 4. Fun or not it was a 1 time thing.
How I imagine the one who I bow for. Goddessss, HottttWife, Dominanccce, and Submissssion with Staggg and VIxxin vibes. Images from around the web. Not mine.
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