I Head Canon Kalvin Garreh As Cis

someone walking their dog: *waves at me*

me, grabbing worms off the road and putting them in the grass to save them: um,,, im just,, they’re just very polite,,

the reason “dog” is “god” spelled backwards is because “god” and “dog” are opposites. unlike god, dogs do not care what sins you have committed

bitch i didn’t even want a sexuality and now ur telling me i need a gender too??

every person has to refer to me with a different prounoun

why do some people say “Omg that’s so funny!!” instead of just laughing? who hurt you

wait wtf i thought being gay was just a cool aesthetic i didn’t know it came with feelings help how do i undo this

you lied to me :(

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

i don’t double tie my shoes because i think it looks good, i double tie my shoes because the extra tightness makes it feel like my feet are being hugged and god dammit i really need a hug :(

my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to