Sassy Nurgling My Beloved

Here's some art of my D&D character that I commissioned from the amazing Olive Oil (who you can find here)!

His name is Miscreant and he is a thri-kreen rogue who really wants to be a wizard (but can’t pronounce the words for spells)

He is the best little guy ever and I am not accepting comments at this time

CEMENT

cement cement cement

Make sure to hold your breath

@bagelbababa said that they look like they're about to ask for a bite of your sandwich

why do pangolins always look like they're about to sheepishly ask their crush out on a date

We need to end the war on drugs so we can allocate more resources to the war on single mothers

No Patrick did not grow up he is a plushie and plushies do not grow up

No, Donald Trump would never suggest ending the war on drugs. Instead, he’d suggest ending the war on illiteracy to allocate more resources to the war on single mothers

We need to end the war on drugs so we can allocate more resources to the war on single mothers

Hey @cumsplunge (please don't make me say your name again)! I saw your tags and I wanted to note that, while most spiders have relatively poor eyesight, there are actually many spiders with very good eyesight! The most obvious example is ogre-faced spiders, which are named after the distinctive look their massive eyes give them. Just look at 'em!

These little guys are also known as net-casting spiders and, as you might guess from the name, catch prey by actually casting a net of their webbing!

As such, having huge eyes gives them the eyesight to properly see and aim their net. Other spiders such as wolf spiders also have good eyesight, but ogre-faced spiders are easily my favorite. If you want to learn more about ogre-spiders, check out this hilarious (and informative) video by Ze Frank on Youtube:

jumping spiders and their babies