What’s It Called When You’re So Disconnected From Reality That Cold Water Doesn’t Feel Like Anything

They look so scary 😭 can’t believe these things are in my house

Drawing a nasty boy (plague marine)

this appeared on my ipad as if in a dream

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker

you must imagine that it’s easy to imagine sisyphus happy

guys. i don't think i can imagine sisyphus happy anymore

There’s literally a Steven Universe episode where Amethyst does exactly this and it’s kind of completely fucked

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

I told my parents that I was vomiting and my dad reacted with the 🤮

I hate love my family

I thought this was a political cartoon and I was trying to figure out the message for like a full 30 seconds

drawing people i see in the city (45/?)