A Dark Souls-like Game Where The Lore For A Weapon Gets Less Vague The More You Upgrade It. Broken Blade:

They look so scary 😭 can’t believe these things are in my house

Fun fact: I will not be heeding this advice in the slightest

If I see one of these adorable little fuckers I will pick it up and we will reenact that one scene from titanic/lion king where Jack raises Simba up

Getting scratched is just the price I’ll have to pay for my dreams

EVERYBODY STOP FIGHTING

ok now watch this video of anteaters

ok you all can start fighting again now 😊

KURT COBAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE KURT COBAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phew

05/20/25

Megalodon is currently still confirmed extinct

@igetnobitcheswhatsoever thought this was "she lemon on my snicker until there is no unfortunate event". Everybody laugh at her.

I’m losing my mind

"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my friends told me that my old pfp (seen above) looked like boobies so I had to change it 😭😭😭😭

I'm a vampire and I bit your neck you're a vampire now

Voah mama I'm a vampyr now! Ah ah ah!

Me pointing to the next homeless man that I will be flaying 💕💕💕