Mediterranean Apathy Metaphors

Mediterranean Apathy Metaphors

Mediterranean apathy metaphors

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05/20/25

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4 weeks ago

now I'm curious as to how the Theraprism would actually attempt to help/treat Aku, since he is, unlike most of their patients, literally made of pure evil

characters that are literally ontologically evil are fascinating to me. like, how they function psychologically. especially when we get a character like aku who's clearly much more a person than an abstract concept, and yet is Made Of Evil.

but i'm not here to write that essay, i'm here to make jokes. They probably treat him something like this.

Colored digital comic. Panel one: a floating orb of light over a cheap metal chair says "AND REMEMBER--NO MATTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BECOME A GOOD PERSON. YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE FOR THE BETTER." Panel two: Bill Cipher and Aku sit in two more metal chairs, wearing Theraprism prison uniforms and looking unimpressed. Bill's sitting in his chair upside-down. Aku rolls his eyes and says, "FAH! PERHAPS IF YOU ARE A MERE HOBBYIST AT VILLAINY, AND NOT THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF EVIL ITSELF--AS IS AKU." Off-screen the light orb says, "WE DON'T SAY THAT KIND OF THING HERE, AKU. REGARDLESS OF YOUR ORIGIN, YOU'RE A SENTIENT PERSON CAPABLE OF MAKING YOUR OWN CHOICES-- INCLUDING THE CHOICE TO DO GOOD OR BAD. YOU'RE NOT INHERENTLY EVIL."
Panel three: Bill sits up and says, "WOOOW, DID YOU REALLY JUST INVALIDATE AKU'S IDENTITY? RIGHT IN FRONT OF US? YIKES-A-ROONI!" Grinning maliciously, Aku says, "YES! WHAT A WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A THERAPIST YOU ARE! HAAAH HA HA!" Off-screen the orb mutters, "I'VE GOT TO SWITCH YOU TWO TO DIFFERENT SESSIONS."

when you're in a villain rehabilitation program in what's called the dimensional tyrant ward, it takes a lot to be one of the patients that the staff calls "a menace," but somehow i think aku and bill could manage. Nobody should teach these two how to weaponize therapyspeak.

Uncolored doodle. Bill sits back casually in his chair with his hands behind his "head" and says, "I DON'T NEED TO BECOME A "GOOD PERSON"! I'M ALREADY THE GREATEST!" Aku says, "YOU MUST BE GOOD, BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND YOU." Bill: "THANK YOU, BROWS! THEY SHOULD LET ME OUTTA THIS JOINT!" Aku: "OH YES, I CONCUR COMPLETELY."

but like—listen, I'm of the opinion that the Theraprism is incompetent and ineffective. I'm leery of the credentials of any psychiatric hospital that uses solitary confinement & sensory deprivation as a punishment. But I also think that if a crappy but well-intended hospital has hold of an immortal patient for long enough, eventually they might get something right.

I'm also of the opinion that after several thousand years, Aku is no longer 100% pure evil, but instead 90% evil/10% just some guy.

Doodle of Aku's face looking bored and unimpressed as someone off screen says: "IF YOU'RE AS EMOTIONALLY FULFILLED BY BEING THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL AS YOU SAY YOU ARE, THEN WHY DO YOU WANT THE CHILDREN OF YOUR EMPIRE TO SEE YOU AS THEIR HERO?" Panel two: Aku has an expression of naked shock and his flaming eyebrows go out with a "foop" sound.
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There’s Something Wrong With Me

there’s something wrong with me


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2 weeks ago
I Really Like Drawing Baby Mel
I Really Like Drawing Baby Mel
I Really Like Drawing Baby Mel

I really like drawing baby Mel

This OC LOSERRRRRR
I Really Like Drawing Baby Mel

Ok I have better doodles this time

1 month ago

it's so fucking funny that it's the official helldivers community posting this

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1 week ago

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

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