"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
He (it) is so normal
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
/joke
voidship
Having a tumblr account is like having the worst secret identity possible
Like, “I can’t let anyone know I’m @fartstinkle69 on tumblr.com or my enemies (my friends and family) will hurt my loved ones (the characters from my hyperfixations)!”
I genuinely feel like the lamest spider man in the whole damn spiderverse
If u were a spider would you do 4 hip thrusts (1 for every pair of legs) or just 1 still
Woah mama I couldn't do any because spiders have no hips
whats going in with the gelatinous cube lately ive seen it three times today
gaze upon my blog ye mighty and despair21 he/himagnostic atheist (I'm annoying about it)
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