Reenactor Throws A Spear At A Drone

Daemon-Primarch Mortarion by Aeflus

me: My belongings are thoroughly coated in dust, if only there were a tool to help me reasonably and efficiently clean my things

the reliable static duster:

DUDE I'm making friends on the internet with my shitty jokes! I knew my dad was wrong about me!

@zendorphin <3

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

Toxrill, the Corrosive MtG Art from Innistrad: Crimson Vow by Simon Dominic

love the art on these guys so much it makes me want to get back into magic

Me: I sure do hope I can survive these five nights at Freddy’s

Foxy:

setting up a trap, just a simple box and stick. we'll catch haiku bot.

What the fuck does he have to do with it?

half of my interactions on this hellsite are just me being confused

the other half is me confusing people